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Episode: 1271
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Title: HPR1271: Out of style or retro chique.
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Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr1271/hpr1271.mp3
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Transcribed: 2025-10-17 22:43:53
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Out of style, or retro chic.
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Annual neighborhood garage sale, the sign read on the side of the road.
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As we whist by at 50 miles per hour, it was a little hard to read out the final lines
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of where exactly this event would take place, but I was quick enough to take down the date.
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My trusty nexus mod phone provided me with the correct information and walking directions
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on how to reach this event, and it was pleased to know that not only was it within walking
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distance, it would also be an ideal way to spend a couple of hours on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
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So my slumbering crave to become the next Indiana Jones collector of forgotten cult memorabilia,
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read old Transformers, GI Joe's and the Holy Grail vintage Star Wars toys once again
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proved hard to resist. A couple of hours later, armed with some music, headphones and
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a camera, I was ready to go shopping.
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Being able to hold an event like this on a sunny Sunday afternoon is a blessing for
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any neighborhood committee, and it was nice to see that they got a nice turnout.
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The wonderful thing about garage sales is that you can not only rummage around an old
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junk, but you can also see the people who have owned it.
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As I spot two sweet young ladies sitting side by side on a comfort lawn chair, my camera
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snaps up a shot of two discarded walkmans in their original packaging.
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In my mind I go back a couple of years and see the teenage versions of these charming
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lads, sporting races and pressing rewind and play over and over and over again, just
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to hear their favorite song from their favorite band.
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Take that.
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As my efforts to find a Chewbacca action figure in mint condition turn out to be a quest
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for another day, I mentally rummaged through my own collection of stuff that sits discarded
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in my drawers, old gadgets and forgotten pieces of tech that might just be something I could
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sell off. As I head home, I make the promise to clean up my closets and see what I could
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sprawl out on a blanket along the side of the road.
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A couple of hours later a small line of technological legacy sits on my desk, old USB sticks,
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discarded 250 gigabyte ATA hard drives, bunch of cables, an old beige box, a ton of SD
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RAM and some more. Most of these items have been sitting here for quite some time, the
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base of progress too fast for them to keep up as they slide into oblivion.
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From the side of this little pile, sit two more items that somehow stand out. An old
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Nokia 3610 phone and my very first 30 gigabyte iPod video.
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I roll them around in my hands and together with a sense of familiarity, memories, conflushing
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back. Back to the times when I got these Nokia I had discarded, yet always kept close
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as a backup phone. To times when it worked as a field engineer in a large industrial
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plant and how I used to have this iPod on me for about 10 hours a day playing podcasts
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non-stop. I close my eyes and let my fingers slide over the tactile touch ring, still
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be able to operate both devices completely by touch. A privilege which is lost on Mother
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Day smartphones and iPhones with their touch screens only.
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Before I chuck them on the pile of strange thawed crosses my mind. Why should I? Why would
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I throw out these gadgets who, despite their age, have not lost a single shred of their
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functionality? Would I still be able to use these devices today? As for the Nokia 3610,
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it would be possible. I would be in the possession of a phone that could only be able to have
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a data communication through the primitive functionality of an infrared daylight modem
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at a speed that is considered slow even in third world countries today. I would have
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to use a numeric keyboard and T9 text prediction to compose SMS messages. I would be unable
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to access Twitter, Facebook, email and the other countless social networks that comprise
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the main share of my interaction with the outside world today. It would be a device
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where people could reach me when they really urgently needed me by actually calling me.
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It would be a device that would give me digital solitude while still keeping open that one
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essential line of communication used in the most dire of circumstances, an actual phone
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call. I wonder if I would look out of date answering the standard Nokia monotone ringtone
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with a simple hello and starting a conversation. Would planting my phone on the table alongside
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sweet black squares of magic be considered outdated or hipster retro? It gives me food
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for thought and perhaps even the grounds for a little social experiment.
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The second device, a white 30GB iPod, pulls fuel on this fire and actually lets me come
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up with a nice re-implementation of the device. My beloved has just acquired her new set of
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wheels. A Fiat 500, the NCC N701A of the legendary Fiat 500 line. The car is a tribute to a beautiful
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design of another time. It's modern retro chic. And somehow the old white iPod would fit
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in perfectly. Not only can it be directly accessed through the car's entertainment system
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and far outclasses my wife's 8GB iPhone 4 in storage, it is also safer than the average
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touchscreen only device should the need to arise to manually operate it. Instead of trying
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to angle out galera while I'm trying to push my new icons on the touchscreen while driving,
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this iPod video will give us the ability to be handled by touch only. Play, pause, forward
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back. Her eyes can be on the road as the old but thrusty jogdale helps her find the right
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tune. I punch up an eBay auction and spend $5 on a batteryable placement kit for the iPod.
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It's battery is utterly and completely dead. And look forward to installing the renovated
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iPod in her modern classy car. Here the question of outdated versus retro is a non-issue.
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It would fit perfectly and perform all the tasks that would be required in its second
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lease of life. And thus I wonder, with the great waves of innovation crashing on the shores
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of struggling times, how many of our old gadgets are actually still functional? How many of them
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have we discarded because something new was on their horizon? How many of them could be considered
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retro chic? With the average norm reaching the latest and hottest thing on the shelves,
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without having an inkling why he does it, would we geeks be considered hip if we started to use
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retro gear? My mind goes back to the two young ladies at the garage sale. How would they look
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today if the two walkmans could be strapped to their sides? Their headphones with orange earmuffs
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contrasting with their dark hair. The tinny sound of a rick Ashley bleeding out of the speakers
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as the volume is set to maximum. Never gonna give you up. Oh, a fitting tune. I wonder,
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would the girls be out of style or retro chic?
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