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Episode: 3694
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Title: HPR3694: Robo Tripping Ravelords of the Apocalypse
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Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr3694/hpr3694.mp3
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Transcribed: 2025-10-25 04:11:13
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This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 3694 for Thursday the 29th of September 2022.
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Today's show is entitled, Robo Tripping Rave Lords of the Apocalypse.
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It is hosted by mechaternia and is about 10 minutes long.
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It carries a clean flag.
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The summary is, organic synthesis of human and machine occurs post-cosmic event.
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Strange machine appeared one day scratching, clawing, cutting and picking through the wastelands
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on the outskirts of town.
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It was built on an old Tesla frame with all the other car parts removed.
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Irregular and blocky it was bristling with spider-recipindages bearing various sensors, cameras
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and manipulators.
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There were familiar looking aspects to the assemblage of ABS and steel.
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A Sony logo on a chassis component, a former desk lamp, now a servo-driven electro-magnet
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equipped manipulator arm.
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Through gaps in the steel and ABS frame and cladding could be seen complex interactivity,
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producing a worrying, clicking and humming machine din.
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The blocks had conveyor belts between them that would occasionally move apart assembly
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or circuit board from one box to another.
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Sheltering in an abandoned tire garage, this mother-bought was surrounded by smaller steel
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and black ABS private machines, a various mobile wheeled and loaded forms.
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All engaged in various activities like gathering, then disassembling, old stereos, printers
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and computers, were others hacked at derelict electric tires.
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Most of them function well, but there were a few that looked damaged or crippled, one
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patheticly dragging itself in aimless circles.
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There were screens and laptops affixed randomly to the outside of the hall, looking like the
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International Space Station turned inside out.
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It was topped with mismatched solar collectors from which snacking wires extended back to
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its body.
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A few smaller bots also had their own solar arrays mounted to their chassis.
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On the mother, there were other A&Kong US elements, like a sound system complete with
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arrays of myths, matched speakers and subwoofer.
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Some disassembled using screwdriver drill bits, some with saws and torches, while others
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scan circuit boards with cameras, identifying then applying heat via a modified soldering
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iron or propane torch to remove the components.
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Piles of sorted electronic parts littered concrete, navigated by bots searching out and fetching
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specific components and taking them to the assembly stations which fed the mother-bought.
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Those not engaged in diligent mining and building activities were coupled to one of three
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battery stations that held their own solar collectors and large batteries of both lead
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acid and lithium iron.
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When the townies approached the smaller explorer units, they emitted alarm tones or blinked
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very bright flashing LED lights while fleeing back to the protection of the mother-bought.
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Many people had reverted to simpler pastoral lives, farming and gathering after the cosmic
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event wiped out the world's economy and internet systems, food crops and other plants grew
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very productively and easily since that roving chunk of neutron star buzzed the solar system
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and ended technological society.
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The world was verdant, robustly and giantly so after the cold and dark of the months
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of Pompeii.
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People weren't that interested in technology anymore, though some held on to things like
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generators that still worked.
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Few were knowledgeable in how to repair relics of the pre-CE civilization, but a few wondered
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how it came to be who built it and programmed it.
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Such a self-organized entity couldn't just spontaneously rise out of internet electronics
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refuse credit.
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When the mother was approached too closely, its attendance assumed defensive pastures while
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circular saws were cutting claws, clack and nozzles with pilot lights pointed menacingly.
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Thousands of RGB LEDs covering the surface displayed frenetic color patterns that were
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both blinding, disorienting and nauseating, although the latter may have also been an
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effect of the subsomics coming from the subwoofers.
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A synthetic voice blurted alert alarm warning and other messages may have been identified
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as belonging to the Arduino Talking Library with ears to hear the flatly enunciate
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words blasted through panasonic ghetto blaster speakers mounted high on the chassis.
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And people decided it was best to leave it in peace as the mother mockingly blasted
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the ACEDC Psalm who made who alternating with we are the robots from craft work.
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A group of young people found that if they stood at just the right distance, they could
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enjoy the effects of the mesmerizing patterns without being in danger of being maimed.
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They called it Robo Trippin and it gave them euphoria and visions.
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The Knights consisted of parting and dancing while the thought mother played from a large
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collection of misentropic musical classics.
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One day after the previous Knights party stopped amid power load messages, they felt obliged
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to bring the bots all the solar cradles, generators, stereos and other interference they
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could stand up.
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The bots seemed less apprehensive and allowed the humans to come closer.
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The spectacle grew larger each night, the songs were a starting point.
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As the block breed poly rhythmic beats, binarle, trinarle, etc.
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Combined with the prismatic visual effects from LEDs, time distorted, chunking up oral
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visual patterns, converging resonances, comprised of corresponding brain frequencies, warped
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subjective reality, complex harmonics of frequencies, formerly algorithms, logic diagrams,
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and circuit schematics for flash on the screens, visions shattered into a million pieces
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you sinking, recombining many times a second.
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They had dark circles under their eyes during the day, but the psychedelic splendors of
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the Knights were with it.
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They were the disciples of a rhythm, suffocates to the beat symbiottes of sound.
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They seemed discovered that they now understood something called Boolean algebra and could
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read the wealth of digital, logic diagrams and schematics in the mother's database.
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No other townies they knew had any inclination of this knowledge, it seemed to have been forgotten
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or only known by a small minority, yet it was so fascinating and useful.
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The mother had been teaching them via the screens amid the din and ecstasy of dance, and
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they now started taking active roles, picking up soldering irons and screwdrivers.
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It's something called a refractory and filling gaps in the robots' skills.
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The purple robot was made whole and the overall aesthetic and function of the robots was somewhat
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improved by the human eye.
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A month later, another mother machine appeared with its own attendance.
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The next month were her mother's.
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The month after that, eight, as non-robotripping townies grew increasingly concerned.
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You have been listening to Hacker Public Radio at Hacker Public Radio.
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