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Episode: 3856
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Title: HPR3856: Painting toy soldiers
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Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr3856/hpr3856.mp3
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Transcribed: 2025-10-25 06:44:09
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This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 3856 from Monday the 15th of May 2023.
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Today's show is entitled Painting Toy Soldiers.
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It is hosted by Klaatu and is about 36 minutes long.
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It carries a clean flag.
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The summary is I started painting miniatures for war games.
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Hey everybody, this is Klaatu and I have started painting miniatures and so should you.
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Well, that's the hook of the episode.
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You don't actually have to start painting miniatures, but that's what I'm going to try
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to sell you on the idea of painting miniatures.
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When I say painting miniatures, what I'm talking about is little miniature people, little
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miniature models, toy soldiers essentially, which I got introduced to the concept of miniatures
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of long, long time ago, back when they were made of metal.
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We would use them, everyone, I guess, used them for dungeons and dragons.
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You would set up a map on the table or a grid paper on the table and you would put your
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miniatures down to represent where you were during combat.
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I always liked that, but I never really gave much of a thought to the miniature piece itself.
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It was a lot, I mean, it was for me just a board game piece.
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Like when you buy monopoly, you get a car and a thimble and a dog or something or you
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buy a clue and you get like a piece of rope and a candlestick and a revolver, that sort
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of thing.
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Miniatures were in sort of my experience and it didn't occur to me to paint them until
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I think much, much later and when I, I think I first saw, you know, the fact that people
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would paint the miniatures like in a game store, I thought it was cool, but I never, it
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never occurred to me that that was something that I could do or necessarily that I wanted
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to do because that seemed like a whole new thing to get into, like that seemed complex.
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You have to know about paints probably and brushes and you have to have a steady hand
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probably, you know, all these sort of things that it just didn't seem like that was for
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me.
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And I didn't have an interest in it necessarily.
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I really didn't, it was not that I didn't not want to do it.
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It's just, I just didn't think that that was a thing that I, that I was interested in.
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Things have obviously changed as the premise of the episode reveals.
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I have started painting these little miniature people and as a hobby, it's like a thing
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to do for fun.
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And the reason it came to be is that a lot of my gaming has lately migrated to being online
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and that is in direct opposition of why I play a lot of the games that I do play like
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the board games and the role playing games and the war games and things like that.
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I do that because they're physical activities.
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They give you a reason to get together with people and to socialize.
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But in the context of, hey, we're accomplishing this task and this task is playing a game
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for fun.
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But at some point within the past three years, I started playing a lot more online on
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the internet because there was this pandemic that was happening and it was just safer for
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everyone to stay home and game online on the internet.
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And you know, it turns out that going on to the internet for your gaming, it gets a
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little bit, I dare say, addictive or it becomes at least difficult to leave because of two
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things.
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One is the internet's a big place.
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There's a lot of people.
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So if you want to play Dungeons & Dragons on Monday, but then you want to play Star Drifter
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on Tuesday and Wrath and Glory Warhammer on Wednesday and then something else on Thursday
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and so on, then you can find people on the internet who also want to play those games.
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Whereas in real life, depending on your sample size, you've got most people who just want
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to play Dungeons & Dragons because that's what they've heard of.
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And it's hard to find the people to play the rest.
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Not always.
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I mean, it just depends on how many people you have to choose from and the common trick,
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or at least I think it's a common trick.
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My trick is to lure people in with Dungeons & Dragons because it's the thing that they've
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heard of.
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And then after a couple of games of that, you trick them and you say, hey, you guys, you
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want to try this other game.
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And then by then, they're your friends and they trust you and so they'll try other things.
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So I don't know if everyone does it that way or if it's just me, but I think that's
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a pretty good way to do things.
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So online is a nice sort of sample set of people to choose from.
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And you can just post a game for some other, some random system that no one's ever heard
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of.
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And you'll find people who just want to hang out and play that game for two hours or whatever.
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So that gets pretty, that's hard to give up once you've had it.
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Another convenience of gaming on the internet is that it is on the internet.
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It's really easy to access.
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You don't have to go anywhere.
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You don't have to leave the comfort of your office chair.
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You're just right there in front of your computer anyway.
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And so you're gaming.
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Now what that translates into is you are in front of your computer all day, like not
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just in the morning and in the afternoon for work and then maybe in the evening a little
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bit for your personal project.
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I mean, it's well into the night.
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You're just always on your computer.
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You're never not at your computer.
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And that's just, that's a little bit weird.
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You do start to feel like maybe that's almost too much time at the computer.
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I don't normally even think that there's such a thing as too much time in front of your
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computer because for me, like the computer is everything that I do.
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It's my creative outlet.
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It's my informational outlet and inlet.
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It's my work.
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It's what I do for fun.
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It's everything.
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So it's my so much where my social connections are.
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Like it's just, it is literally everything.
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But at the same time, like you do have to get away from the computer sometimes or you
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don't have to.
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But I thought that it might be a good idea to get away from the computer from time to time.
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And the way that I used to do that, as I've said, is with board games, tabletop gaming
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of some kind.
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And if that is moved onto the computer, then that is no longer an option.
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So I knew that I did, in fact, need some hobby away from the computer.
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Now I've said in previous episodes that I've been skateboarding and that's been great.
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But the skateboarding is certainly one kind of hobby and gaming is a different kind of
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hobby.
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And not I'm not trying to suggest that they're not compatible or anything like that.
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I'm just saying skateboarding, you are doing a physical activity, you're skateboarding,
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you're outside, you're, I just do it on my own.
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And you just, you know, you're, you can't really, you have to think about skateboarding.
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Like that's the thing that you're doing, at least that's where I am right now.
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If I take my mind off of skateboarding, while skateboarding, I fall, not, not, not
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good.
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So I wanted something where I could just sit down and kind of relax and, you know, like
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a lot of times that's just reading, like reading a book.
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But once again, like that's a specific kind of activity.
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That's a sort of a brain-focused activity.
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And what I was really thinking that maybe I needed was something where I could sit down
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and yeah, focus on something, but also have enough room in my brain to just kind of let
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my thoughts meander.
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So I started thinking about painting miniatures again because every time I see them, see, see
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miniatures that have been painted by a person, I think they're really cool.
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And one thing that I found out was that the miniatures that I, that I purchase a lot
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of them, well, I don't purchase that many of them.
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But the ones that I've purchased for like, for, you know, for games, for D&D games, I,
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they, they have been painted, pre-painted.
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And I found out while reading an article that those are hand-painted.
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I don't know how I thought they got all the color on them.
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I just, I guess I thought it was the plastic, you know, like they probably just use different
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color of plastic or something.
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It never occurred to me that underneath all of that color, they're just plain old gray,
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dull plastic, and people actually sit in a room somewhere painting the miniatures.
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So I mean, there's no magical process for this to happen, apparently.
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Someone has to sit down and paint the miniatures, and I thought, well, if someone
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is going to do it, it may as well be me, or at least I could try.
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So here's how I got started.
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First, I went over to my shelf of board games, and I pulled it down the, the game Mysterium.
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Now Mysterium is a, sort of, at atmosphere, it's not a game that I recommend, to be honest.
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It is, but it's an atmospheric game, and that's, that's why I got it.
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I got sucked in by the, by the, by the atmosphere and the mood of the game.
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It's not a very good game.
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I don't care for it myself.
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Some people might care for it.
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I do not care for it.
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I've repurposed all of its assets for other things, including what I'm about to say.
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So I opened up the box, and I grabbed the, it comes with these little pieces that are
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like crystal balls, you know, like a crystal ball that you would, that a fortune teller,
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sort of a cliche fortune teller would, would peer into.
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So they, they, they came with these, these crystal balls, and they were all, they're
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just clear plastic, different colors of clear plastic.
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There's like a red one, and a yellow one, and a black one, and a blue one, and so on.
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It's like, I think six different ones, and I looked at them and I thought, you know what?
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If I'm going to paint a miniature, this little crystal ball shape is probably as easy as
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it's going to get.
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I mean, maybe there's one other game I have somewhere with easier pieces than these little,
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these little fortune teller crystal balls, but this is pretty close to the, the simplest
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I, I can imagine.
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So I did some research, looked up how you paint miniatures, and it turns out that in order
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to paint a little miniature plastic figure, you need something called a primer or an undercoat.
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So I then went onto the internet and looked for primer or undercoat, and I found a couple
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of different options.
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One was just called a primer, and it's, it's sold specifically for little miniature figures.
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And so I bought a 60, 60 mil bottle of, of primer.
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It's gray primer.
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Now there were a lot of other primers online as well, but they seemed to be for like household
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and automotive purposes.
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I don't know if that would work.
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I don't know anything about paints, like nothing.
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This is where I'm coming from, like no background in any of this.
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So I just got this primer that said that it's, it is for, you know, like miniature wargaming
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painting purposes, like it's a hobby, it's a hobby primer.
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So I bought that and I bought a set of, no, I think that's all I bought at that point,
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was just the primer, actually.
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No, that's not true.
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I went to the nearest city to where I live an hour away, went to the warhammer store and
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purchased a starter set.
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It's called a tool and paint starter kit.
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It's got some plastic clippers and a little nail file that you use to sort of smooth out
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some plastic, like where the molding, the mold lines are, you know, how the, when they're
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doing the plastic molds, sometimes you get that little strip of overhang.
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So sometimes you need to sort of file that down a little bit to smooth it out.
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So I got that and it had like, I don't know, let's call it 10 paints, 10 different paints
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in it.
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So I took two and red and yellow, silver and brass and all kinds of different colors.
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So I took that and it came with a brush as well.
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So I took that, that kit and I had my little gray primer and I took the little crystal ball
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and I painted primer over the base of the crystal ball.
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Once that dried, I took some silver paint, painted silver over the base of the crystal ball,
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but I left the, you know, the, the ball was, was, was clear.
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And once that dried, I picked it up and looked at it and sure enough, I had just
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created with paint a complete like a crystal ball that actually now looks like a crystal ball.
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Because out of the box, if you go look at Mysterium like online or something, you'll see that out
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of the box, these crystal balls are just like the, the base of the crystal ball, you know,
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like that, the metal part that a crystal ball sort of classically in all the cliches sits upon.
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That was, that's just clear plastic.
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And then there's like this crystal, an actual crystal ball.
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It, it took me so long to even understand what these pieces were because they're just,
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they're just, it was just clear plastic and it doesn't look like anything.
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It looks, I couldn't tell what it was for a long, long time.
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And then once I started painting the primer over, I realized, yeah, this is supposed to be a
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metal base with little arms to, to, or, or buttresses, I guess you could call them to, to, to support
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the crystal ball. So those should be silver. And then I found out that there were little spines
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between each buttress as well. Now, I will admit, these are not, these aren't, you know,
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these little cheap plastic miniature crystal balls. They're not, they're, they're not,
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they're pretty cheaply made. Like if you look at them, especially after you apply paint,
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you realize that, oh, there's, there's little florets and, and sort of a damask pattern
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in, in the metal, as if though it's, you know, decorative and stuff. And that, that barely
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comes through even after you paint it. Like it's really hard. My partner actually painted one as
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well. And she was able to paint like all the little details and really make the little curves and,
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and flowery bits and, you know, viny decor kind of stand out. I wasn't quite there yet when I did
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these, so mine are pretty plain. But it was still interesting because you, you could see really
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quickly how a coat of paint can really not, not, not like accentuate, but actually define the,
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the plastic figurine. And it really makes it different. I mean, I, so there were six crystal balls
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in there. I did three. My partner did three. And so, you know, you could play around with like,
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oh, what if I made the base silver? And then the little metal buttresses, they could be brass.
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You know, so you can, you can actually, you can make it look like a different thing. Just,
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just again, with a coat of, of different colors of paint. It was really fascinating. And I'd never
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seen anything like it. I mean, it might sound really basic if you paint yourself even just,
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like, probably even just painting a wall in your house can, can probably do the same thing. Like,
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it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll kind of define the room differently. But I'd never had that experience
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myself. Like that was the first time I'd ever taken paint to something and tried to create an
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illusion with, with paint. So that was pretty exciting. And after I painted the little crystal ball
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figures, I, I was hungry for more. So I went back to my game board shelf. And I grabbed, um,
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pandemic, uh, Rain of Cthulhu, which is a great game. I think I've reviewed it for Acro Public Radio.
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Um, maybe not. I don't know. Um, anyway, it has, I think coincidentally, six figures in that.
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There's a detective and a reporter and an occultist and a, um, well, three showgoths. So that's
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actually nine figures. Uh, yeah, a bunch of different figures. And so I decided to, to try my hand
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at painting though. So again, I put the, I put the, uh, little really thin coat of primer over
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them. Apparently the primer helps the paint stick to the, the, the plastic. I guess I don't know
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why the primer sticks to the plastic, but the paint doesn't, it's probably got something to do with
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chemistry or something. Personally, I would just make all the paint out of primer, I guess,
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but I guess you can't do that. So you have to prime it first. I'm, I'm told that's what they tell
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me on the internet. Uh, so I primed all the little figures and then I looked at the playing cards
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that come in the game to show you what color everything's supposed to be. And, and then I just painted
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each figure according to the card. So that was really exciting because I had to like mix my own paint
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for instance, red, a little bit of red, a little bit of white for, um, some skin tone, for instance,
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a little bit of brown, a little bit of white for darker skin tone, for instance, a little bit of,
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um, gold on, on like the corners of a briefcase to make them look, to make them look like, like,
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like metal and then brown on the briefcase to make that look leather. Like there were all these
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things that were happening and, and just that paint was making it suddenly like believable,
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you know, like if you, if you release a little bit of, you know, suspension of disbelief a little
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you can look at those little little tiny things and you think, oh my gosh, that's just a little
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tiny human carrying a briefcase made of leather with metal reinforcement on that corners. Like,
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and it totally works, you know, it's exactly the same thing as when you're, uh, going to an
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amusement park or something and there's, uh, or a ca, you know, you see a cause player at a conference
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and, and, and, you know, they're dressed in like, um, you know, plastic and, uh, foam core or not
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foam core, but, you know, whatever they use, uh, I forget the name of that material that they use
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for costumes. But, you know, and they paint it so that it looks like, you know, metal and so you
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think you're seeing a, a night in shining armor walk around, but actually they're just a person
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in a plastic suit that's painted really nicely. And, and this was a very, very simple, very
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miniature version of that. It was a lot of fun. So I painted all those and then honestly by then
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I was sold on the idea and I went back to my game board, uh, shelf and took down, um, uh,
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chart, uh, what, uh, wrath of a shardalon, which is a, a D&D game that came with 40 miniatures,
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four zero, 40. They were all, no, not all, mostly monsters. There were a couple of heroes in there.
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And, and so I started painting those took, took ages, um, and it was just a heck of a lot of fun.
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And, um, as I, as I did, you know, once you start painting, when you commit to doing 40 miniatures,
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then you're almost, you're almost destined to get a little bit better, I think. And, um, it has,
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it's been a great learning experience, honestly, like really, really good. And the, the more that you,
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you try different things, the more you realize just how, how unique a hobby it is to paint 28
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millimeter high toy soldiers. So, I mean, when you hear that, when you hear what exactly you're
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doing, it does seem impossible. Like they are really, really small. And the brushes by comparison,
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look huge, no matter how small a brush you get, it just doesn't seem like it's going to work.
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So here, here are a couple of things that I thought before starting to paint miniatures and things
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I've learned since, I'm just going to say them kind of right here so that if you're thinking,
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oh, it could be fun to do a little bit of a craft, you know, like a physical craft or a hobby.
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This, this might be something of interest to you, especially if you are playing board games right
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now with, with little plastic figures that aren't painted, you may be able to paint those. So,
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first, first thing I thought miniatures are too small. I have poor eyesight and really bad
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eye hand coordination. So, first of all, painting in miniature isn't, as it turns out,
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like painting on like a canvas or a house in your wall in your house. The only similarity
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is that they both use the physical medium of paint, at least that's my opinion. In my admittedly
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limited experience, painting a miniature toy soldier is more like transferring a tiny droplet of
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paint from a small brush to a plastic model. So, I mean, I know that's what painting is. Your
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transferring paint from a brush to a thing, but it's it's almost like half the time you're just
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letting the surface tension of the droplet on your brush kind of burst and pour onto the model.
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It sounds weird and I'm probably I'm probably mischaracterizing it, but in a way that's what
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that's what you're doing. Like you're looking at this tiny little model to 3D object. So, it has
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grooves and like ridges and things like that. And so then you just you take your your paint brush
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and you kind of like you sort of point it at the part you want to have it be a different color
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and you point at it and you point at it and you kind of get closer and closer and closer and then
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when when when you make contact then the brush or the paint rather sort of is suddenly on your
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on your model. And what I'm trying to express here is that I mean it's not magic or anything.
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I'm just trying to express that it's very rare that I feel like I'm brushing a paint onto a
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miniature. I usually feel more like I I'm just using the brush to sort of to sort of touch the model
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and and and and when that happens the paint is distributed. Now I mean you do have to make sure
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that you're painting in the right place and so on and and you are you know you do move the brush
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and you do you do the paint thing. But like if you're imagining a painter in front of a canvas
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making these big broad strokes what I'm trying to express is that that's not what painting miniatures
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is like. It's it's a it's a it's more of a I guess a precision work almost I think of it almost
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like forensics like on crime scenes at least crime scenes on TV. It's you know you're you're brushing
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or archaeology you know you're you're sort of you're doing small brushes on something in order to
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to sort of uncover a color it's sort of hidden on that model that's not at all what's happening.
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But you're not making these big big motions. So a lot of times if you just have your hand on
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the desk that you're working on and then you have your other hand on your desk then you can paint
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and the how how shaky your hands are doesn't matter like if you have shaky hands or if you just
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don't feel like you have that kind of coordination as long as you anchor everything I find that very
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often you can get pretty pretty precise not that I'm that precise I'm just saying that's one
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thing that that I've picked up on like if you anchor your hands and paint the model that way
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then a lot of you know you'll find that you're not you're not about you're not you're not pointing
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your brush towards the sword and accidentally smear the models face with silver you know it just
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doesn't happen that way it's not that like it's small but you'd be surprised at how precise you
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actually can be if you just kind of give yourself a little bit of time a little bit of support
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like physical support not emotional support I mean you can you should get emotional support as well
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for this but you can do that and and you can be a lot more precise than you might think you can
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if you have bad eyesight I do then you can use a magnifying glass too there are I had a magnifying
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glass set up for like electronics you know for soldering and things like that so I just use that
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for painting painting the models and that that helps that helps a lot it's a little bit like zooming
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in on gimp where you zoom in on something to touch it up and you look at it and you're like I don't
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know if that's gonna quite pass muster it just doesn't really look perfect and then you zoom out
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and you're like oh my gosh yeah that looks that looks fine that looks great and you're only you're
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only noticing like the tiniest bit of inconsistency because you have it magnified 800 times or 100 times
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or whatever once you zoom back out and you look at the thing or you know once you take the miniature
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away from out from under the magnifying glass and you look at the thing suddenly it's fine you're
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like oh yeah I get it I mean I'm not saying you know this might not be a recipe for award-winning
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you know art pieces I'm just saying for gaming like that's that's been working really well for me
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another concern is that miniature painting can be expensive and it's kind of true but there is
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a spectrum here so within a certain range of tolerance you can I mean you know you have to be
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you have to have disposable income like if you don't have any disposable income then I wouldn't
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invest in plastic toys yet that's something maybe for further down the line but if you have some
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disposable income then you can choose you you have dials you can you can control in terms of how
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much you're spending on this hobby as I've said I started by just rating my existing board games
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like a lot of board games if you play them a lot of them come with plastic figures like that's just
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as a pretty common thing within gaming like you need a thing to represent something in the game
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and a lot of times in this day and age they just stamp them out of plastic and put them in the box
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now they don't paint them for you they're just red or gray or blue or white or whatever and
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I don't even think they necessarily intend for you to paint them but I mean those are paintable
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so if you have a board game with little miniatures in them you could paint those things you will have
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to buy paints and I will admit that I have really been enjoying Citadel paints which is from
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from like Warhammer and from Games Workshop which those are those get pretty expensive however
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you can also use just normal acrylic paints as I have discovered so if you go down to your
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local like craft store like probably Joanne's fabrics or or Michaels or or spotlight or art zone or
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whatever place you have that sells like art supplies there are very frequently little tubes of
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acrylic paint for like three bucks a pop you can buy those and miniatures are 28 millimeters high
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typically they don't take a lot of paint so you don't need a lot of paint you will get you will
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for three dollars you will get more I'm just making up the number three but the three bucks let's
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say you'll get more paint than you know you need so get get like white black and then like red green
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and what is it yellow is that the other primary color no no it's red yellow and blue right yeah
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because green and yeah because blue and yellow make green so get the primary colors get red get white
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and black and you can pretty much mix anything from from those at least that's what I'm told
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I don't know how to mix paints really it doesn't seem to follow the same rules as mixing paint
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in a digital setting it's completely different so I don't know I'm still still working on on
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that technique but you can get cheap acrylics and what you do is you I use just the back of a broken
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plate as a palette because it's ceramic so you can put a little dab of paint on your little
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on your palette whatever you're using you dip your brush in a little bit of water and then you rub
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that water into the paint so you're you're basically you're getting the paint I mean there are
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obviously you know YouTube videos and things like that on this subject so don't take it from me
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because I don't know what I'm doing but you're you're getting your paints um a little bit watery
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almost you don't want it too watery you know you don't want to like drip off the the figure that
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you're painting but you get it pretty pretty pretty watery and then you um and and and with these
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with with a lot of the craft paints that aren't meant to be used for painting miniatures a lot of
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times what I have found um is that they they are very thick out of the tube so you have to water them
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down more than for instance if you go out to your local war hammer or games workshop shop store
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and purchase a citadel paint or a army painter paint like those are practically almost ready to go
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I mean they they still tell you to water them down a little bit like just a just a little bit of
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just a droplet but um those are basically ready whereas the the ones in tubes from a generic art
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store they're pretty thick but you can water them down and then you can start painting with them
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really it works I've I've tried it so um that's like you know I don't know 20 bucks for paints maybe
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and then a hundred bucks for your board game uh that's 120 bucks and and like I say uh oh and you
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need a brush probably in there as well so that's what 130 hundred and 150 bucks maybe probably
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uh for like 40 miniatures potentially like if you get a uh one of the classic uh D&D board games
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like a castle what is it castle raven loft or wrath of a shardalon then you're looking at like
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literally 40 uh 40 little toy soldiers in one box and you've got acrylic paints and you just
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go to town just have a blast oh and you need primer so it will say yeah I round it up 150 bucks
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quick note about miniatures though I will say this the the ones that you get in bulk like 40
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miniatures in one D&D uh game board game um those are typically going to be uh a little bit less
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elegant to paint by which I mean and I didn't know this until fairly recently but the the ones
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that come in bulk you know that they average out to like you know two bucks maybe uh per miniature
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or whatever those are very frequently not of the same sculpt quality like the actual like the
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person who sits at a computer and digitally designs these things and then the equipment that they
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use to um stamp them into the you know the plastic that into the molds um it's just not it isn't
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it isn't quite as good um there you'll you'll you'll get things like a character with a flowing
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cape behind them but instead of there just being an air gap between their body and the cape
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there's just mysteriously it's just it's it's solid it says if though their body like
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flows right into the cape because I mean in in the plastic that's literally what is happening
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there's just plastic there in real life of course when you put a cape on your body doesn't extend
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to um to the full width of the cape the cape so that's not realistic um and that's annoying you
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know because you're painting and you think oh this isn't that bad tattoo is totally wrong this is
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a fine quality of miniature and then you get to the back and you're like oh wait this doesn't make
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sense does this big triangle of plastic behind them should I color that as the cape or is that part
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of their body where does their body end in the cape start little things like that um and you'll get
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the same thing like where if they're holding a weapon like their hand and the the hilt of a sword
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you won't be able to tell the difference you'll just be like I guess that's the top of their hand
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sure I'll make that the top of their hand wait they must have fingers they must be gripping the
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sword so where their fingers on the other side and you won't be able to find them their hair of
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course that's notoriously bad like you'll have cascading locks of hair that aren't really locks of
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hair they're just an extension of shoulders that happen to go up right up to your head now when
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you're first starting out or if you don't care that much then that sort of thing isn't a big deal
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and and frankly when you know for for my dnd games like no one's looking at these miniatures that
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closely we we put them on the table and we move them around a map and nobody cares what color
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they are or how how you know how realistic all of the different materials are and and stuff like
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that it just doesn't it's not a big deal but if you start painting for the pure enjoyment of painting
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then that sort of thing will drive you crazy and I speak from experience because I've started really
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enjoying this uh painting thing and and it just drives me crazy when I get to like yeah a flowing
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cape and there's no air gap or or a um a tabored and and it just it completely eats their body and
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you know just it really it's it's difficult because you're think you think you're doing so well
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at the paint you know you think oh I'm this is one of my best paint jobs yet I've really learned
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I've I've really come a long way and then you have to compromise in all these weird little these
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little ways you know where you're just the the sculpture itself hasn't provided you the the
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surface for something and so you just have to like paint your interpretation of what should be
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there you know and that's that's pretty annoying because you can tell when when there's a hand
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just painted over the top of a of a sword hilt you can tell the difference between when there's
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actually a hand there so if you have a little more disposable income then you might start to look
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for other higher quality figures little toy soldiers uh those those exist um some of the best
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I guess are warhammer figures they are very specific though I mean they're they're they're created
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for the warhammer setting um which is kind of a fantasy sci-fi setting uh the age of sigma are
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setting as well that's pretty pure fantasy although I would argue it's a little bit swords and sandal
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fantasy um so you know it is very specific they've they've got a certain sort of uh motif going on
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with with their miniatures but there are other companies that make miniatures as well for all
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kinds of different settings for cyberpunk for fantasy for sci-fi and they get expensive like we're
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talking about ten fifteen thirty fifty dollars per model sometimes I mean depending on you know
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the how elaborate and how big the model is uh so it can get really expensive but it's up to you
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you have you have those dials that you're allowed to to adjust um because it's all up you know
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it's it's entirely up to you you can use these models for whatever game you want to play and um
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and so you can you can control what you buy how much of what you how much of the things that you buy
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and so on um so that's that's the thing about how expensive models are and what was the other
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thing that I was thinking that might be oh yeah time um I used to definitely think that I didn't
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know that I needed a hobby that would take up like an entire I don't know afternoon or or a day
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of of of my time but as it turns out it's not the worst thing to do sometimes you know on a weekend
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or on a lazy evening where you don't have anything better to do just sit down and paint a little
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bit it's actually really fun um so yes it does take time you're you're right yes if that is a
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concern then that's not that's not a misconception it does take time but possibly that's time well
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spent not because you're painting a toy soldier like that's not the the value really the the value
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I think is more like it's a creative outlet and it's a thing that you can do while enjoying
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something else you know conversations with a friend who is also painting or you could put on a
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movie or you could just let your mind wander as you paint it it feels like a an oddly sort of
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healthy thing on a mental level like it's a mental healthy thing I don't know that that's true
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for everyone it might be frustrating for some people it might be a waste of time for other people
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but for me it has been fun it's been a nice analog hobby that feels a little bit like solving a
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really simple puzzle like you look at a little plastic figure and you think there is a person
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under there like there's color underneath this plastic or you know an aura of color floating around
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the plastic if you prefer and I'm going to uncover it all and so you dip your paint in some or
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your paintbrush in some paints and you start doing the painting and by the end of it and it can
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take time because it you know you have to paint and then you have to let it dry and you paint more
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and you let that dry by the end of it though you've got this little figure that now reflects what
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you had envisioned when you first picked that model up and that's the the real joy I think of
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of the hobby as it turns out so if that sounds like something that's interesting to you you should
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give it a go I wouldn't let yourself be intimidated by either the the complexity because as it turns
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out it's it's not as complex as you might think don't let yourself be intimidated by the price
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because there are a lot of different choices for how much you spend on this and don't let yourself
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be intimidated by the time expenditure because if you're enjoying it and you find it to be fun
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and relaxing or inspiring then it's time well spent I think that's pretty much all I have to say
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about painting toy soldiers but if this has been intriguing to you or inspiring then I urge you
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to go try it out for yourself really especially if you have some board games with plastic figures
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anyway that that's a low risk kind of endeavor go get some primer go get some paints try it out
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see if you enjoy it if you do you can keep doing it and if you don't it's okay at least you got
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some time with some arts and crafts thanks for listening why don't you record an episode or
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right now about your favorite hobby talk to you next time
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