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Episode: 1296
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Title: HPR1296: Intro to camp fires
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Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr1296/hpr1296.mp3
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Transcribed: 2025-10-17 23:08:43
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In that case.
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Hello and welcome to another hacker public radio. I'm Pokey and I'll be your host again
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today. I'd like to propose a new recurring series today with my topic. That would be how
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I got over my social awkwardness, which is not to claim that I'm completely over my social
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awkwardness, but you know little steps here and there every little bit helps. I'm sitting here
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in my backyard. It's a Sunday morning. It's a lovely day. Plenty of ambient noise going on and
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I'm having a little brush fire and a little campfire setup we have in our backyard and it occurred
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to me that lots of folks don't know how to make a campfire and it's a good skill to have because
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it can help you get over your social awkwardness. Sure the campfire tender at somebody's party
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and you do a good job with that. It's very likely you're going to get invited back. Also learn
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into grill hamburgers is a good one. You're probably going to get invited back to the next party,
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but you you may just want to go camping and it's nice to be able to light a campfire and it's not
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as easy as it looks. Sometimes you get lucky you get some real dry wood and they light up real quick,
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but yeah it's not always as easy as it looks. The biggest most important thing about your campfire
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obviously is going to be safety. So you want to make sure that you have a good
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you know what we call a fire ring or a fire pit to have your campfire and if you want to
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like campground where there's a fire ring just do it right there right where they put it don't move
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the ring they prep that spot that's that's what you want. If you were in your own yard or something
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you're going to want to be careful with what you're doing. If you're on the woods especially
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you're going to want to be careful with what you're doing because fire can travel down and it
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can smolder in tree roots and such. So it's a really good idea if you're going to have a fire to
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dig a hole at least six inches down and at least you know maybe a foot and diameter larger
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than you plan to have your ring and then fill it in with non combustible material like sand or clay
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if you can find some of that and then make your ring of stones and it's a good idea to have a
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ring around your fire because those stones will collect the fire's heat and reflect it back
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in towards the fire and help you burn. It would be much more efficient that way and it's going to
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work a lot better for you. One of the other things I like to do especially if I had some running
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water as I like to fill a five gallon bucket of water before I start and there's a couple reasons
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for that. The main reason is nothing quenches a fire like smothering it in a big bucket of water.
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I mean you can run a garden hose over your fire and it just evaporates the water as you spray it on
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there but quenching it like that with a bucket of water that'll douse it real quick and you know
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it's out. I learned to make fire as a Cub Scout leader with my son doing Cub Scouts and the Cub
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Scout motto for that is fire is not out until it's cold out until it's putting off no heat there's
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cold there so I like to completely quench it. So getting a fire started you have several sizes of
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starting material you want to start with your tinder paper works good for that you can you can
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twist up newspaper that's fantastic you can find things in the wild like dry pine needles
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that works good you can do cat tail fluff that's that burns pretty quickly you need to have something
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on top of that that's going to catch just as quickly but but cat tail fluff is great for catching
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sparks if you're lighting your fire with a spark instead of a match or a lighter but if you have
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a match or a lighter go ahead and use that it's going to be much easier for you if you want the
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challenge of lighting it with a spark go for it another couple things if you're you know going
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out camping and you want to prep some fire stuff ahead of time that's easy to do you can get some
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paraffin wax at a grocery store or a hardware store though I find it's really expensive at the
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hardware stores but three times as much for the exact same product and same quantity but if you
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melt down some paraffin wax in a double bath don't ever melt paraffin over direct heat because
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it's highly combustible once it's liquid but do like a double bath like you would for chocolate if
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you don't know the double bath is go ahead and google it and you can dip some cotton balls in there
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and that paraffin wax don't make it so hot that you can't touch it if you get it on your fingers
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it won't burn yeah that's that's about as warm as you need to get it uh you get some cotton balls
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in there and it kind of seals them up make some pretty waterproof but when you get out to your
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campsite you can break them open it doesn't saturate into the middle so you have that cotton fluff
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in the middle that catches fire very very quickly and very readily even with a spark and then the
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the wax begins to melt almost immediately because it's a thin layer and it burns for you know a good
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three minutes maybe two or three minutes and puts off some real good heat so you can get your
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kindling going so above your tinder you're going to want to put your kindling and that's like
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little sticks and twigs uh the smaller the better up to about the diameter of your pinky finger is
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good for kindling wood and then above that you kind of want to work your way out sticks that are
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the size your thumb you know all the way up to maybe the size your wrist and anything bigger than
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that you're going to want split wood and split wood burns much better anyway and it's also it's
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pretty important to get dry wood uh unless you have a wood that burns well when it's wet and by dry
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I don't mean that it hasn't been rained on what any of my dry wood is that it's set out in the air
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for months on end so that the water in the heart of the wood in the center of the wood has a time
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to evaporate uh seasoned wood it's also called or gray wood because it usually hardwoods will take on
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a gray color if they set out like that and weathered or as wet wood or green wood as it's called
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has so much moisture content that even if you get it to burn it's just going to smoke a lot
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a smokey fire is not fun for anybody unless you're doing smoke signals I guess I don't know or trying
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to smoke food over but that's a whole different kind of fire I'm not not worried about that
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splitting wood is not as hard as it looks if you've got logs you know when you're splitting them
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with a mall that's that's a whole other story you probably already know what you're doing there
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but you can take smaller wood you know about the size of the of your wrist to maybe twice that size
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and you can split that with a technique that I like that's called batoning where you're not
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actually swinging the axe or your camp knife if you've got a really large high quality knife you
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can do with a knife also but you basically just set the wood on end on something hard and you put
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the the axe or the knife on top of it and you you whack the back of the axe or the knife with
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like a wooden stick you know just find a sturdy stick no work it like a mallet and you you whack
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that and it splits the wood for you and it's very efficient that takes almost no effort at all
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and you're gonna have a nice a nice piece of wood to burn around your campfire there
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the another thing though I mean if you're going camping for the weekend very often around campsites
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you'll see people selling campfire wood if it's already split and dry go ahead that's so much less
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effort you know even if it costs you know nowadays probably 10 or 15 bucks for a bundle a
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bundle is about all you're gonna need for one night of camping just keep in mind if you're camping
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outdoors you want campfire wood not cordwood the difference being that campfire wood is usually
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pine or cedar or something like that it's it's not something you want to burn indoors in a fireplace
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because it leaves a lot of creusote in the chimney and is a safety hazard to burn in the chimney
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but it's fine for burning outdoors it's considered a lower quality of wood so it's a lot less expensive
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now you can burn cordwood in your campfire there's nothing stop on you from burning cordwood it's just
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a hell of a lot more expensive once you get your tinders lit and you get your kindling going and it's
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time to start burning some wood putting some logs on that fire this is where most people most
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people who can get past the gindling stages where most people kill it they wind up smothering the
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fire because they do too much too soon or they do it incorrectly you don't want to smother the
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fire the key to having a fire that sustains itself is that logs don't burn themselves they burn
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each other so as they burn they put off ultraviolet heat radiant heat which is where most of the heat
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comes off comes off as ultraviolet light so if you can take your your flattest pieces of wood
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that are going to put off and reflect off the most amount of ultraviolet light and aim those flat
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pieces of wood at each other so keeping the logs parallel you're gonna have the best possible
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burn the best fire going just by keeping your logs parallel i see people kind of just throwing
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logs on there and you know all willy nilly and if your fire is big enough and burning well
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enough you can do that and it doesn't matter and most times when you're talking about a bon fire
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it's a big dam fire you know i got a buddy who throws a couple of parties every year and his
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fire pits so big he just throws pallets on there without even busting him up i mean it's it's a
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great big fire pit and pallets burn fantastically well because they're nothing but flat wood and
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they're already pointing at one another they got a nice big channel to vent air up through
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so they burn real well one of the easiest types of fires to get going is what they call log cabin
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fire you know often when you think about building a camp fire you you think of the like the TP
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shaped fire and i have never had any luck with those whatsoever they always seem to put themselves
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out they smother themselves or they fall over and and they just don't do anything for me but i've always
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had wonderful luck with a log cabin fire to do one of those you basically build a stack of wood
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that is uh like a jenga stack with the the center is knocked out you put a couple of big logs
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parallel at the bottom and then you stack your tinder and your kindling in between those logs
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of keeping all your sticks parallel and then you start putting more logs you take two more and
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you put them across those on top of them and then you put some more tinder up in between those and
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then you put another set of logs up on there you can go depending on the size of your fire and you
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go three or four high safely you get too high and i mean the things it just becomes a roaring fire
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very very quickly and you get like a chimney a fire shooting up the middle and not only the
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flame shoot very very high but it also collapses very quickly and you can roll right out of your ring
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if you build it too high like that but that's an easy fire to get going it's very fun it's very
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impressive for people to see how quickly a fire like that can just become 15 foot tall shooting
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orange flames it's it's really fun another thing to do we want to keep in mind is as your
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as your logs burn you want to turn them every once in a while so it's good to have a long
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stick that you're going to use as your stirring stick and i out that's the other reason i like to
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have a bucket of water is to dip that stick in it when i'm done so i'm not taking a firey stick out
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and and putting it somewhere where i'm not sure somebody's going to step on it with you know
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you shouldn't have bare feet around a fire but you can't control everybody lots of people do
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and that's another one anytime i have a camp fire especially if there's kids around that's one of
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the rules of our house is that if you're going to get up and walk around you have to walk behind
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the people you're not allowed to walk between a person and the fire pit because that's how people
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trip and fall in and get you know burned in the coals or whatever and that's that's no good
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as your fire burns down your logs burn down they'll they'll become cold so become charcoals
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and you want to keep trying to roll your fresh logs kind of on top of the charcoal you get the
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coals at the very base they're putting off the most heat of of anything in the fire but they're
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burning much slower so they'll help to preheat all your wooden sustain that fire just keep
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everything going on top of those coals and the coals is also because it's it's a steady consistent
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heat that's what you want to cook over if you want to do any cooking even something as simply as
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marshmallows on a stick and i am like a world champion marshmallow toaster like people laugh at me
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when i say that until we roast marshmallows together and they're just i make i do really good
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marshmallows and i usually wind up having to toast a few for everybody because they just
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they don't have the patience to do it i really likes to hold it over the fire and try and brown it
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up quick and a lot of times to catch on fire but i i never let a marshmallow or a hot dog or
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anything i'm cooking over a camper i never let it get over the flames i always think of the the
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red light coming off that fire the ultraviolet light coming off that fire as the actual work doing
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the cooking as the energy that's doing cooking because it is and i think of it like a flashlight
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shining on the the marshmallow the hot dog or whatever i try to get the most light evenly
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all the way across it and then i try to rotate it slowly and steadily just to keep the whole thing
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heating evenly the whole time and you get really really nice campfire hot dogs that way and and
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toasted marshmallows and you know if you you show somebody how to do that they appreciate it
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even if they don't have the patience to do it you know they do appreciate that you show them
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you can put like a fork to stick in the ground and balance it on that and that gets it even more
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consistent because you're not moving it around as much or just lay it across a rock i like to go to
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we have a store up here in the northeast of the u.s. they call the christmas tree shop
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and for some reason the only place i've seen them but in the summertime they sell these bamboo
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skewer sticks or marshmallow sticks or whatever and they're about two and a half feet long and
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just a pointy dowel really but you get like 20 or 30 of them for a dollar it's so much easier than
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going up in the woods to find a whole bunch of straight long you know young sticks i don't know
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we just we do that every summer we buy a few bundles of them and we don't worry about them
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throw them in the fire when we're done with them and and no problem but if you do have to find a
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stick out in the woods to toast a hot dog on or or toast a marshmallow on i like to use maple for
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that you look at the leaves of the tree it should look like the the leaf on the canadian flag that's
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how you identify maple it's a nice wood it doesn't have any funny taste to it it doesn't it's not
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poisonous in any way that i'm aware of maybe there's some species of maple somewhere that is you
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probably want to look into that but as far as i know in my area then i don't think any of them are
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you know you just get a long straight one every time i'm out camping or hiking or whatever
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i carry like a folding saw and a pair of clippers with me and you know they don't weigh nothing but
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they're good to have and you can just clip off that little branch or whatever trim the end of it
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down with your knife so you can get your your hot dog on there your marshmallow on there and kind
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of toast the end of the stick on the fire to dry it out a bit and you're ready to go it's that easy
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people appreciate when you're the guy paying attention to the fire because everybody likes to
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sit around and do their own thing you know some people like to just talk some people like to just
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kind of stare into the fire and get lost and i i love doing all those things and part of it is
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just maintaining the fire and you know to me there's there's kind of like an arc form to it to
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keep it going to know when to feed it and when to turn it and you know when it might need some air
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and i i don't have a problem getting down on my hands and knees and blowing on the base of the
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fire to kind of stoke it a little you just remember to pull your face back before you inhale again
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you gotta get your face out of the heat and out of the smoke you don't want to get a good long
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full of that but you can you know blow on the base of the fire and get it stoked up if it seems to
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be dying down or smoking out or if you smothered it a little you need to get air into it that's
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usually what's going on there that's about it fires are just a lot of fun there there's not too much
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to it but it's not immediately obvious and and the biggest trick is just keeping your logs parallel
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that was something that somebody showed me one night while i was you know struggling to keep a
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fire going for everybody that's what he said and it really worked out well and i spent the rest
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the night just experimenting with it and playing with it and just lining up sticks and logs and
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making them parallel if you can keep them of a similar size you know whatever sticks are facing
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each other are the same size you have like a you know two logs facing each other instead of a
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log facing a little stick that works better too but you can also use like one great big log
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on one side and then another maybe not as big but maybe smaller on the other side of the fire
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and put a bunch of stuff in the middle of the metal so it works pretty good too i always had like
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a saying that i made up i guess a little rule was that when the fires roar and you feed it when
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it's dying you turn it really what that means is that while it's dying down all of the combustible
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material that's exposed to the fire and to the heat has probably burned to the point where it's
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either ash that isn't going to burn or it's like black char uh and it's and it's doing the job
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of coal so that the orange flames are really not coming off of it anymore but if you turn it then
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you get that hot log you know the combustible side of it is going to be facing the heat again and
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your fire is going to flare right back up whereas when the fires roar and you got good orange
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flames going and going well that's a good time to throw more logs on there because that hot
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fire is going to be able to sustain you adding cold fuel and it's going to be able to get that going
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and i'm just picking up a few more logs to throw on my fire now and when i when i do this
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when i add the cold fuel like i said all my logs laying in the fire pit they're already burning
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they're already kind of laying across the bottom of the pit and they're parallel to one another
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so i'll take the fresh cold logs and i will lay them at 90 degrees to the burning logs they'll
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be parallel to one another to each other but they'll be 90 degrees across from the logs that are
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already burning that helps to get the air up through them and thus the flames up through them
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and brings them up to temperature pretty quick and it lets them reflect their own heat at each
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other and also downwards back at the logs that are already burning you know once they get going good
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sometimes i'll turn them again and i mean you know make them parallel with the already burning logs
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or sometimes you know those already burning logs are nothing but colds and your fire just kind of
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changes direction anyway but you know that's all naturally get the hang of it it's pretty easy
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once you do it a couple of times but you know i struggled with it at first and once i learned how
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to do it you know i became the guy you know whenever whenever we go to party people ask me to keep the
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fire going and that really helps me to not feel so awkward and so out of place when i'm at a
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party you know with a bunch of people to have some kind of purpose there and feel like i'm wanted
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there helps me a lot like i said to get over my social awkwardness whether it's real or perceived
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you know i got to do something to kind of get over myself that self-defeating feeling of you know
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i don't really belong here or you know whatever it is and that's just one of the things that i do
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like i said another one is learning to run the barbecue grill learning to cook hamburgers and hot
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dogs on the grill properly and liking it you really you want to like what you're doing too
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otherwise it just becomes a task you know you don't want that but it's great when you can
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you know cook up some hot dogs and some hamburgers and maybe use some chicken if somebody brings that
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over and uh nobody calls you the chef the whole night long and you know it's not not something
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asked for and i readily tell people like how come you're always the guy cooking and i say well
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that's because if i make myself useful here you'll invite me back next year i think they appreciate
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that i've i've never been uh not invited back to it another party or another barbecue
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that i've cooked at so that you know that seems to work for me and same thing with firetending
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not everybody wants to do it and they don't mind you know letting you in there unless there's
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somebody who wants to do it and you know let them have it or take turns or talk about the fire
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even it's funny how you know it sounds dull and boring and small talk but you know hey yeah that
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logs going good or oh there's a good pop there it's one of those things that you know we all go
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to work every day we do our things you know for these moments of relaxation and tranquility and
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a good campfire to me is one of those moments it's one of those things that makes life worth
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the living and the work worth the doing and that kind of thing yeah i mean that's it really go out
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and keep a fire going for your friends sometimes it's a lot of satisfaction out of it you get to
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kind of watch it and analyze it and be a little technical about it it's fun so i think i've beaten
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this topic into the ground if you've stuck in this long thank you very much for listening oh you
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