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Episode: 3355
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Title: HPR3355: Tiki Hell
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Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr3355/hpr3355.mp3
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Transcribed: 2025-10-24 21:33:31
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This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 3355 for Friday, the 11th of June 2021.
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Today's show is entitled, Tiki Hale. It is hosted by Operator and is about 13 minutes long
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and carries a clean flag. The summary is, I talk about my thoughts on outdoor torches.
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Hello everyone and welcome to another tip. Today I'm going to talk briefly about Tiki torches
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and outdoor torches or whatever. Over the course of my several years of buying torches at the store
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and whatever outdoor torches for the anti mosquito stuff, Cinderella. I haven't had a problem with
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the fuels. I haven't had a problem. That's pretty much the only thing I haven't had a problem with.
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I've had a problem with every single type of Tiki Torch brand Tiki Torch I've ever had.
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These canned ones rust out if you leave them outside obviously. Even if they're covered,
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they still get gross. The chain is shitty so you always lose the chain if you somebody knocks it over
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whatever the little topper with the chain. I don't know. I've purchased probably 10 Tiki torches
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and all of them. There's nothing left of them. I have three or four. I bought three Tiki torches
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with like a which appear to be fancier ones. They're not. They're just they just look interesting.
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It has like a little Tiki guy on it and it's plastic. Of course, like everything else,
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the plastic is thin and brittle and whatever. So it knocks over and it ruins everything.
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The stands, the bamboo stands are all effing garbage. They dry rot. They rot. They over time. They
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get hit or knocked over and of course you're left with the same issue. The bamboo stands for
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the Tiki torches are also garbage because they're made out of bamboo. I would rather them just not
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make those and just not make them because they're pointless. It's a waste of bamboo. It's a waste
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of energy and time. The actual Tiki torches themselves. Again, every single brand and combination
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of whatever I've seen of Tiki torches, they're all garbage. They all break or plastic or
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but metal rust. Now, what are our options? Start looking around and there's probably better options.
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Please let me know. Maybe do an episode. I might not catch in the comments, but
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what I'm looking at now, well, what I used to have is I had these Tiki torches with a screw on
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thing. They're threaded and I bought a really long screw, basically just a rod that was threaded
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for the exact thread of the Tiki torches. I thought I was, you know, it on a stick. These big
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rods are probably three, four feet tall and I three of them. I thought I was it on a stick. I got
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these metal rods and I screw them. Of course, you screw them in and then it lasts a year and then
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when you screw it in, it busts out from the bottom. You just keep screwing it in and the threads
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for the plastic that's inside the actual bolt for the thread that keeps the Tiki torches on there,
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whatever threads out. So you can't just screw it, keep screwing it because if you keep screwing,
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it will bust the plastic on the bottom and then, you know, well, not big a deal, but you'll just be
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able to keep turning it around and screwing it on until it's, you know, popping up out of the top
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of the Tiki torches. So I had these threaded poles, which are also garbage. Now, what I'm looking
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at online is these kits where it's a fiberglass wick and then like looks like metal brass fittings.
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I've got them in my wish, my checkout box, but I might end up finding just the wick in like a
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fiberglass wick in bulk and then finding, you know, whatever it is, a half inch thread or whatever
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and then some garments, some garment, garment, plastic or a rubber, a garment or whatever is to put
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around them and then you put them in a wine bottle. Now, on the surface, that seems like a great idea,
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it's glass, right? It's going to last forever. All your fittings, your rubber fittings are
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going to be protected by the kind of the glass bottle and the brass connector thingy.
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You know, and then the wick goes through the brass polo brass thing. You know, there's some
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concerns there, right? If there's some kind of pressure build up, possibly, you know, you're basically
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got a multi cocktail. If you throw the thing and it busts, it's going to explode and make,
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it's put good potentially explode and make a big deal of things. On an open flame, this stuff,
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it goes up, it's like an oil, it's not like a gasoline. Let me actually spew some on the fire here,
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I'm actually outside. And it's not a, it wouldn't be a pleasant thing. I don't think it wouldn't
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necessarily explode, but it would turn into a mouth off cocktail and just anything that the oil
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splattered on would be on fire, probably. So the glass bottle sounds like a great idea. The other
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thought I had, the other thought I had is that the glass bottle is going to be very tall and the
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wick is going to have to do a lot of work to get that oil up to the top. Now, the way wicking works
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in my experience, I used to use wicking in a dry, dry hotel rooms and you take the garbage can
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or whatever, fill it up with water and then you set a, a, a, a towel into the, you wick the towel
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into the thing and then drape that over the air conditioning vent or the heater vent. So it basically
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turns up being a humidifier, which poor man's humidifier and it works and really, you know,
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really cold areas or dry areas of a building. Oh, my alarm's going off, sorry. Dry areas of buildings,
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you'll, you'll actually reap some of the benefits of having a, you know, DIY humidifier.
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So all that, all that nonsense. The wicking, the way wicking works from what I understand,
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I don't know what the blimits are on it, but I think, you know, if the wick as long as the wick
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is touching the liquid on the bottom, it should wick up enough for the oil to burn in a wine glass.
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You would just have to keep the wick long enough for the wine glass and then once, you know, right,
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once the wick burns enough to where the wine bottle is too tall for the liquid, you'd have to
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fill the liquid all the way up to the top and you don't want to do that either. So I mean, really,
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to be honest, you're not really going to change the wicks at often. I mean, the wick is going to
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be the last part to fail on this whole setup I assume. But I'm looking for ideas. I'm looking for,
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you know, either citronella oil, any kind of ideas to help prevent mosquitoes, what I found,
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and I've done a thing on this with my bug. It's called bugs or DIY bugs or something.
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I did, there, it's like a hunting one and it's this little, it comes a little propane fuel thing
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and you, a liquid propane, whatever fuel thing and you screw that into the bottom and you turn it
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on here and you hear that click, click, click, you push the button and it's kind of like a little
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lighter, basically, a mini little lighter. One of those, Chris, I'm, you know, blow torch
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lighters or whatever and it heats up this little plate and the plate you load with these cartridges
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and these cartridges just smoke whatever magical stuff is in there. They actually work pretty good
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and another one I've used is the 3M. The 3M has a bug off or whatever it's called
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off on or whatever and it's a tiny little green goo. It doesn't appear to do much of anything.
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I think more or less they haven't really done. I think it's called on off on and you
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might go wear a little clip and it comes with a battery and whatever and I just don't know if that
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helps at all. The mosquitoes have just started up so that's why I'm doing this post.
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So I've tried those methods, you know, really I've tried spraying, I've tried spraying my neighbors
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and mine. I've pretty much had most, you know, almost half of my neighbors covered and spraying
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in their yards and we would still get eaten alive out here in the backyard. So I don't know
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what other options there are other than, you know, spraying ourselves out every time we go.
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The only foolproof way is the stuff with the deep, deep woods or anything with however much
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percentage the deep woods has of deep, nothing else works. These fancy, fancy ones with like
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lower percentages of deep or non-deep or whatever, they don't work in our yard. We got those
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tiger mosquitoes here that were not original. If you remember growing up in southeast, we didn't
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have those, right? You'd go outside and you'd see what you don't see anymore. You don't see
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at least around here or anywhere I've ever lived in the past 10 years. You don't see glow bugs
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or the glow in the dark, whatever they're called, lightning bugs. You don't see those anymore and
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but you didn't also see mosquitoes. And the only mosquitoes you saw were like in the back of the woods
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or like it would have to be like really dark and damp and hot for you to get bit by a mosquito.
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And if you did, it wasn't really all that often. Here these mosquitoes are, you know, at least
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10-fold account if not hundreds-fold compared to growing up. You know, as a kid, you don't remember
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stuff like getting bit by stuff or whatever. But as a kid, I didn't get bit like this. I didn't,
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oh, you know, we have neighbors that have ivy and horrible gutter maintenance and stuff like that
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and there's not a whole lot you can do, but I can, you know, can do as well as the best I can.
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But the only foolproof way is to kind of spray yourself down with the deep woods.
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But you don't want to do that because then you're basically done for the rest of the day. You
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stink. You smell yourself all day and it's just not pleasant. So, you know, unless you're going to be
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outside for a long period of time, it's not any fun to spray that stuff on you.
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So, my thought is to look around for some more options. Maybe take them up on this, this,
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this, these little, you can get like a four pack or eight pack. Well, the DIY wine bottle
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Tiki torches, but I will never again buy Tiki Torch brand anything. I won't even buy their Tiki
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Torch fuel. I'll make my own or figure it out how to make it or whatever. Now, I've had some luck
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with like the candles, like the desk candles, like the Tiki Torch candles. I'd like those.
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They're metal. You know, you can, you can set them on their table and light them and they work
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okay, but like any candle, they, they don't burn right. Yeah, if you don't set them up right,
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if you don't have like a dither on there or whatever, then you guys sit there and mucking around
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with it and then make your own a wig and it's just a mess. So, you know, candles aren't really
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the best either. I would still like a torch method because it's consistent. The variant is consistent.
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So, I'll be looking around for stuff. You guys look around for stuff if you struggle with
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outdoor pests, but I'm definitely not buying any more of these Tiki torches. I'm looking at
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one that's already rusted and I just have the top part. I have one good wig with the top part
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and then I have one good wig and can that hasn't been rusted out. Now, to my fault, you know,
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it is my fault. I left them out, left them out over the season, whatever. But, you know, you're
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supposed to, I obviously, I guess you're supposed to bring them in because they don't, they don't
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last outside. You know, once the season's over, you empty them out, you dry them out, you know,
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you only have to dry them out. You just set them upside down, dry them out, whatever, but I,
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this is just pointless. It's just a pointless waste of resources to make these things when they
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only last a year, if not, you know, less than that. So, anyways, I hope that helps somebody out.
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I'll check it out, let you guys know. See if I can build something or make something and we'll kind
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of go from there. Later. Bye.
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