Episode: 4605
Title: Lee locks down his wifey poo
Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr4605/hpr4605.mp3
Transcribed: 2026-07-31 16:14:59 (official HPR transcript)

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This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 4605, for 2026-03-27
Today's show is entitled, "Lee locks down his wifey poo"
The host is Elsbeth and the duration is 00:08:25
The flag is Clean, and the license is CC-BY-SA
The summary is "Lee and Elsbeth get hitched"
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
I would like to welcome all of you today
in the Oaks Room in the London Bar of Satsuan,
which has been duty sanctions
according to the law for civil marriage.
My name is Melina,
and I will be leading the couple through their ceremony
at Lynn here is the registrar today
and will be registering for marriage today
and has to leave our responsibility
to make sure that the declaratory words are said
and emerge to get your sight.
We are here today to witness the joining and match on me
who would like to thank you all for coming
to celebrate the beginning of their new law
together as husband and wife.
To share in their happiness
and to witness their marriage found.
Marriage is intended to provide love
and friendship, help and comfort
and to support each other to both the joys and sorrows of life.
Marriage is making a commitment
it calls for trust, understanding and encouragement.
Have found in each other happiness for fulfillment and love.
They now wish to affirm their relationship
and to offer each other the security that comes from
belief and binding vows
sincerely made and faithfully heft.
However, if any person present
knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage
then he or she should decode it now.
Before you are joined in match on me,
I have to remind you of the solemn and binding character
of the vows you are about to make.
Marriage according to the law of this country
is the union of two persons
voluntarily entered into the life
to the exclusion of all others.
So we're asking you now
three will you take to be your wife?
Will you be loving, faithful and loyal to her?
In living your lives together?
I will.
Will you take the lead to be your husband?
Will you be loving, faithful and loyal to him?
In living your lives together?
I will.
It is now time for your solemn declarations
and I shall ask each of you to declare in turn
that to the best of your knowledge and belief there is no lawful reason
why you should not be married to each other.
So do you want to go to the stand?
Thank you.
It's time to go to the stand.
We will be very happy to meet you, okay?
Are you late, free, lovely, to marry?
I'm free, lovely, to marry.
You are not okay, you are not okay.
Are you free to met lawfully married?
I'm happy to marry you, my child.
The moment has arrived
for you to make the contract with each other.
As you have asked those you love and most
to be with you on this special day.
So as to make your marriage contract before your friends and your family,
I invite your witnesses to come and stand
by the side of the bride and groom, please.
Show them then, lovely.
Please, I'm glad you let's just, please, I have to be.
I, V.
I leave my hand here.
Take V.
Take V.
So be my lawful wedding bride.
To be my lawful wedding bride.
Thank you.
I take the leave my hand here.
To be my lawful wedding husband.
It is now time for the exchange of women,
which is a tradition way of seeing the contract you have made.
The wedding ring is a non-broken circle.
It has no beginning and no end.
It symbolises unending and everlasting love
and it is an outward sign that the lifelong promise you have made to all of them.
So if you leave, just take them, please.
We've got to put that on.
If it just returns up to me, thank you.
I give you this ring.
I give you this ring.
As a symbol of our marriage.
As a symbol of our marriage.
I promise to care for you with love and friendship.
I promise to care for you with love and friendship.
To respect and cherish you.
To respect and cherish you.
To be faithful.
Always.
And to be faithful.
Always.
These promises I make to you.
These promises I make to you.
But the rest of my life.
But the rest of my life.
Thank you.
I accept this ring, I accept this ring as a symbol.
As a symbol of our marriage.
I promise to pair for you with love and friendship and promise to give for you with love and friendship
to respect and cherish you, to respect and cherish you, and to do a football race in the beginning for all of us.
These promises I make to you, these promises I need to have a rest of more,
a little rest of it.
My life, my life, my life, my life, my life.
So, before we conclude, I understand that we would like to make a wreathy.
Do not confuse duty, but what other people expect of you, they're under the different
duties of that, you'll choose to have the obligations you have assumed voluntarily.
Paying that that can entail anything from years of patient work to instigownness to that.
Difficult and easy, but there are more to suffer, but there is never a word at all for doing
my other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible.
It is easier to deal with a football path than it is with belief,
who wants just a few minutes of your time, please, just want to take one.
Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully viewed.
If you allow yourself to fall into the bite of a green to such a bit less,
they quickly snow all to a point where these parasites will use up a hundred percent of your time
and squat for more. So I'm just saying now, and to be rude about it when necessary,
otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your homework,
and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will never go away here like
and leave none of it for you. This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend
or even a stranger, so like the choice be yours, do not do it because it's expected of you.
Robert A. Highly will be both time and natural wealth.
You have both said the words prescribed by law in the presence of witnesses,
which forms a long tradition of marriage in this country, and you have
symbolized your love for each other by their giving and accepting of rings.
This day will form a milestone in your lives,
to start a new phase in your life together. We hope that the feelings of love you have for one
and other deep and a growth stronger throughout the years to come. And I'll just give you the great
specials to care that you are now the new way to be.
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