Episode: 3594 Title: HPR3594: Peely-wally in Edinburgh Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr3594/hpr3594.mp3 Transcribed: 2025-10-25 02:00:06 --- This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 3594 for Thursday the 12th of May 2022. Today's show is entitled Peely Wally in Edinburgh. It is hosted by Dave Morris and is about 68 minutes long. It carries an explicit flag. The summary is, Brooks and Dave Morris chatting about this and that. Hello everybody and welcome to Hacker Public Radio. Now today we're doing another two-part episode with myself and Mr. X. Hello Dave, how are you doing? Good to catch up with you again. It's been a while since we did this one. I've forgotten how long ago it was. I was in March, we did it. I think it was, isn't it? Yeah, March, actually. It just whizzes by. It feels like the last week. It does and I think at the time we say, must you're a second part to this and a few weeks, Tim and it's never happened. Oh no. It's the few weeks thing that no one gets here, isn't it? Things get in my way. I think there are many things I just know. The world's so mad and everything. I'm kind of bad at catching up with people at the best time. I'm really glad when you do catch up with me because otherwise I just fly by. I think you spoke caught me. I can't quite remember, but just on a wee note from the last time show. Remember we were talking about dampers and stuff. Remember a bit of dampers for us. So I had myself, I thought, I'm just curious. So I did a research on YouTube and in the link in our notes here, I actually found a rendition of the dampers songs that really did exist. And I was visiting my mother last night and I mentioned to her about that. She says, oh yes, yes, yes, yes. Granny, the song that song. She says, oh yes. It's one of the the tamer ones that she used to sing. She says, yes, I remember some of the other ones. Oh, so we can share it on the SPL without being marketing. Oh, yes. That one's all right. I couldn't tell you any of the other ones. Oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah, okay. Well, that's great. I see it in your notes out. So I'll add that to the final final show. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. It's always good to be able to follow up. Yeah, I didn't realize it. I think it came from the second world war. I think I didn't realize it went that far. And I didn't know that there's bits of it here. The song is a very, very simple song. And then bits of it disappear as you go through the song, so you'll miss a little bit out. And you'll miss a little bit more out until there's hardly anything to say at all. But I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't. I guess my granny just sang one wee bit of it, I suppose, you know. Yeah, yeah. That's the way with family songs and stuff, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. My father was stationed in India and Burma during the second world war. He ended up with loads of weird songs, you know, like on the road to Mandalay and stuff like that. I mean, he's just sing it to my sister and I when we were kids. And that somehow sort of stuck in my head, you know, all these sort of marching songs and those sort of things. Oh, right. It's weird, isn't it? How you collect these things? Yeah. And I get a certain age, a particular age of like a sponge and just soak everything up, you know. Yeah, that's right. And sometimes it surfaces when you don't want it to. That's right, that's right. Actually, it was actually a funeral and they were around the table and one of the relatives was saying, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, your mother, your granny. You know, remember, you should just sing those songs, you know. And she started talking, I can't remember how it went. And I really, really can't bring this up at this table big. It's so, so wrong that I can't possibly know. I can't remember at all, I had to say, you know, keep trying to put them on. Hope, hope, you never, ever remember that. So, it's really embarrassing. Oh, yes, yes, yes. This is a time when it plays, I guess. It's still, it's easily done. Indeed, indeed, indeed. So, you've been having a wee bit of, I'll see you in your last year, you've been having a catalogue of computer problems, haven't you? Yeah, I, yeah. I don't know, I don't, I'm very good at sort of absorbing the age of things, you know. I'd buy a thing and then I assume it's the most important point for ever. Yes, I'm the same. So, I, I think I said last time I built myself a PC, I think it was 2013, so that's a long time ago. It's nearly, nearly 10 years old, you know. Yeah, and you think, of course, oh, I've not had it very long. How did it break down in your favourite for 20 years or something like that? Yeah, yeah. And it had all hard disks in it when I built it. Not many, don't think. But I've, I've got the biggest disk I could afford at the time. And anyway, I've done various jiggling around with it and put SSDs and this sort of stuff in it. But, yeah, so I had a, I had a four terabyte disk in there, which was where my, I put my home disk, because I'd lost the other, the other disk that I'd had it on a original image. Right. Snag it before it completely died. And so, yeah, so this one is failing. I need to do something urgently. The fail messages I get are through smart. I've got a smart monitor. I think you were, you were asking about that, or made a comment about that last time we were talking about it. I'm running a smart monitor. I don't remember how I set it up now, but it's running out of the system D. Right. I do remember that, looking at smart, so I was going to say that, I think I've maybe said, told this story before, I'm making it very brief, but we were in blackpool, and me and a friend bought a hard disk, and I may have been a one gigabyte, so that time was huge. It was like half the price it should have been. And, you know, about month later, his failed, and about a week later, mine's failed. Her heads failed completely, but I was able to, mind on the floor a few times and get it to, to power back up again and manage to copy this. Yeah, I was, I was very lucky, but I think on retrospect what happened was, it was about the time where smart had just come into fruition. And obviously, they both reported smart errors. We wouldn't have smart on our machines, but at that point, and they both subsequently failed, so it just shows you, but I looked at smart and learning briefly, very briefly, and I think, you know, clatty did I show on it, and there's some command line things you can run, and whatnot, but I just wasn't sure how, you know, normally on a window system, you have like a window that pops up at the bottom, and reports and tells you, reports on your hard drive or whatever. I wasn't sure how you, how you would ought to meet all of that sort of thing so that it would warn you. Well, that might be a good show. Yeah, well, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just set it up. I can't remember where I got the information from to set it up, but maybe it was kind of too show, but triggered me to look more into it or something. I can't remember, but I've been running it for years, and these two incidents have been both alerted by smart, and I get a pop-up window that says, you know, this is looking a bit to Yucky, or, you know, a little too many retries on it, or we're unable to write to a sector or something of that sort. That's right. You get quite a detailed breakdown, and you also see stuff in D message if you go and look. That's right. But yeah, it's the way that I spot an error coming up, and that's the point of which I, but in this particular case, copied my home directory off it to another disk. Right. Right. Because I think I've got, I mean, it's a second hand, a Dale OptiPlex 780, I think I just couldn't label here, but it was a second hand office machine that I got online cheap, and it's just a pretty low-spec thing, and I think I took the hard day with my old computer, and I did that to have two drives sitting on it, and God knows how old they are, and yeah, whether they're lucky or not, I mean, it keeps working. But I think I like about it, it's lovely and quiet. I could really do with adding some more RAM to it, I toyed with that, and that would make a big difference, I'm sure. And I mean, I have no, because everyone's now using these, what do you call them, flash hard drives. You know, I'm spinning rust disks, I've got you in here, so. Yes, yes. I've got a mixture of them, because I bought SSDs, as the prices began to drop, but they weren't very big ones, you know, 250k, 250k, but yeah, I'd quite like to get into NVMe, but I don't think my machine will handle it, I don't think it will handle it. But anyway, yeah, so I lost the Ford Terabyte disk, found an 8 terabyte on Amazon, ordered it, I don't use prime or anything, but it came within the week, so I was able to put that in, copy stuff to it, and everything was good. I mean, it was very risky, though I did make copies of stuff to some spare disks I had. I have one of the little HP, ProLiant, desktop-y mini servers, or whatever it was, they were sold by HP, loads of people bought them, they were costing about 150 pounds for this, with no disk or anything in it, but then you just bought it and wrote in, you've got a refund of about 50 quid or something, so I don't know, when you're about 100 pounds, so you get this, so I'd bought, and there's a lot of four bays in there, so you can just open the front door, and then slide out one of the bays, put a disk in, and away you go, but these are for hard disks. Right, right, right. They're sat up, so you could put an SSD in there, but I don't know how to have a caddy thingy's work with them, so I had some disks in there, I was going to try, I was trying to use, what's it called, LVM, logical volume, manager with a couple of disks, but I didn't, I thought I was being really stupid, I'd screwed it up, so I'd left it, left that project for a while, and, or I can grab that, they were like two terabyte disks, so Western digital green ones, of course they were cheaper. All right. Okay. So I used them as my, as my emergency backups, what I should do is actually put them in this machine, so I can, I can do, you know, rapid backups if I need to. Yeah, yeah, I, I, it's a pretty, I sort of have a, a very low-tech solution, I've got to, I feel a large number of Western digital, it is, it's my book, these, you know, I'm not my book game, but, passport, plastic, so what's the passport thing? So I've got, I must have six or eight of these things, all over the place, and I'm rather each one, so it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's not ideal, but it works, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean, though, it's, I'm doing, getting a really good backup scheme, it's, it's a bit of, a bit of an art. I, years and years ago, when I was at work, I, because I used Linux, all the time at work, I got into using a thing called back in time, which I think is, is, is, is meant to look similar to the, the Apple thing that, it's called similar, similar, so I've, I run that now, I have a external disk, so if I lose a five, if I delete something, then I can just call up, back in time, and find the thing in the last backup, and then, restore it very, very easily. You okay? Yeah, sorry, I, I, I had the space bar, rather than, than my other key, so I've stopped at a chord, things like that, that's handy. That's okay. Whatever, we can, we can stitch it all back together again, I'm sure. Oh, dear, dear, dear, not so good. It's, it's, it's, it's right, it's, I'm using the old, old GR key, right next to the space key, I'm, I might used to having the space key to do things, you know, so, you just, yeah, I'll need to remember that. Oops. I've, I've got a key with a, not, uh, keyboard with a numpad on it, the zero key on the numpad. Oh, that's a good idea, which is a good, it's well out of the way of everything else and I don't use the numpad much. So, it's useful to have, soon have a keyboard with one with you. Yeah, so I like the numpad keyboard out, you use it quite a lot from the same time, but yeah, but first, I think you could map it to that. Yeah, that's a good idea, that's the key as well, so. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly, so you can't miss it. And if you're fumbling, I do. Which key is it? Oh, is that one? Yeah, I think I'll remember that. Yeah, I've tried all the olds and controls and other things, but you find that they suddenly, you try and like scroll or something and scrolling doesn't work or, you know, you suddenly make your windows smaller or something like that because it's mad, of course. It depends on what desktop using, I'm on KDE here, so there's a lot of key combinations already programmed, so you suddenly find you close your window. That means you need to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just thinking about that, another issue you had, which my father-in-law has had a number of these problems as well, is you had a power supply failure, didn't you? I did, yeah, yeah. It's funny, my father-in-law has had, I don't know, three power supply failures, could be least three anyway, and you know, and he's had numerous buyers, batchy failures as well. And I've never had that problem, not once, and my machine's sometimes even older than hers. And I'm coming to the conclusion that, in fact, it was the most recent problem with these buyers, I was saying to me, I think all these problems you're having is because you're switching it off at the wall every night, and it's the right thing to do from a safety point of view and saving electricity and all this stuff as well and environmental and all that as well. But I think these modern power supplies, you know, and I'm infinitesimally small of electricity compared to the other older ones. And if you think about it, your machine set up at least, most of the modern ones I've got, like, wake on LAN facilities so they can turn on, you know, and IT, you can bring a PC up remotely, so I think, yeah, yeah. So that they're intended to be left on, and I think turning them off and on leads to, my hunch is at least the failures for the power supply, and obviously the burst back up batchy as well for that matter, you know? Well, yes, yes. You'd mentioned this before, offline and stuff, and I was, I would've been pondering that one. I used to use a remote, you know, on these radio controlled switches, you know? Oh, yes, so did I. Like, yes, me too. And I would just press the button at the end of the day and switch it off. And, you know, after having shut it all down tidally and all the rest of it, and also, no, I didn't use the switch, it's power button off, but I would switch off from the mains with one of these things. So now that was killed by the dying of the power supply, and I haven't bought an equivalent, though I do, I did buy, just by the way, actually, I did buy a son-off one, which is incapable of building into your IOT system if you want to, but it's just sat here where, one of them said it's lid taken off, so I can see where the connection points are, so I can confirm it. And the other one is just sat there in this box, so I've not done anything about the number of them. Right, right. Is that one of these ones that by default are set up to run with Google or something like that? Is that one of these? Yeah, it's actually the, it's a Chinese company, and it uses their software, which you can put on your Android phone and so probably other phones, but it needs their servers to, as part of the chain. So, no way am I having that. I don't want any remote systems poking around with my house. Oh, yeah, it's including Google, aren't it? Yeah, it's all right, hi. And Amazon. So, the plan is to turn one of my device repising to probably home assistant machine doing which will control these things, so. But you could, you can just use it as a standalone thing that's controllable by MQTT if you really want to. Oh, it's quite primitive, primitive setup if you do that. So, I've got too many projects. I feel like that, the cartoon man in front of two lips, and they both arrive at the same time, and it just stands there frozen, which one, which one do you want to be sure? So, too many projects, and I can't seem to bring my brain around this time, and I don't know how to resume it. Oh, dear. This is good to have things to do. Well, yeah, this is it, I think it's funny. I miss, it's funny to talk about that, but I miss, because I know I miss busy other things that I really can't get a chance to do, and I'm almost very little Linux. And though, just recently, I managed to persuade myself to do a tiny, tiny bit of bash scripting, I mean, the most basic thing, and I based it on an old bash script that I wrote previously, but I couldn't believe my mistakes I was making. I just, I've got forgotten all this, and I'll look at this script, so I'm making that mistake in this mistake. It was basically just a simple snooze script to make it a little bit easier to snooze mock, you know, when I go to bed, occasionally, I want to, excuse me for 10 minutes, I don't use it very often, just occasionally, it's the handy thing to do, but yeah, I can't believe how rusty you get, if you don't use it, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. When I was working my last job, literally, last job I ever did, we were working on Vax cluster originally, and the main development language for that was very strangely, was Pascal. Pascal? Right, yeah. He's Pascal all the time, he's writing in it every day, you know? And, but if you ask me, you wrote Pascal program, now I could not for the life of it. And I just got begins and ends in it, but I don't remember myself. So, you know, if you hadn't said that, also it does, and you've got to declare everything, it's might have been declarations and all that, yes, yes, thank you. It's a bit of a, a bit of a toy language, but compared to modern languages, but did the job. Yeah, yeah, this is it. And a little, a tiny little bit of experience of Vax and also Pascal. And then there's a, there was a, there was a visual version of Pascal. It's a bottle of Pascal. I like that. I was getting pressed for that. I could go on Pascal. Was it Delphi? Was it Delphi? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Delphi. That was the one that was really, really popular. I think they'd extended it quite a bit by then, I don't know if it had object oriented stuff in it or whatever. Yeah. It's funny, the head of this software department had said, you know, because the member, well, what a colleague of mine, he actually became a software programmer and or two colleagues became software programmers, actually. And, and I think there was a bit of tension between see the IT department and software department about programming the, using, using a, was it a, a, a, a, well it was a, bowling them in Delphi, actually. So, bowling did it so far. Yeah, so, yeah. He also took us as well. Yeah, that's right. And of course, their argument where the software people was argument, well, the head of the software said, you know, it's a, it's a far better, far more rapid, easy to build things up and, and bowling than it is in, and mix of C++. And, you know, I had a, I mean, because I was familiar with the, with the Delphi, when I had a look at the C++, it's obviously the way that you, you can look up commands and help with stuff. It was really nice. And you look at the, the, the, the, the mix of fun. It was rubbish. Absolutely rubbish. I could see what you're talking about. It's just so clunky and comparison, you know. But they end up dropping it. And I think they end up going for the, the mix of fun, of course. So, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, it's usually the way, isn't it? Yeah. We, um, one of my colleagues had written a thing in the ball and C++, and then he left. So, I found myself maintaining this. I was sort of shoved in to, to write and stuff in, and I never, never really had, had me training in C++. It wasn't a particularly complex thing. But it was, it was doing quite a lot of network-y type things, you know. Right, right. It was fun. For students, new students come to the university, would go to a PC anywhere on campus, and they would fire up this thing, and put in their matriculation card details. And it'd say, here's a username, because we created the use names way, way before they arrived. And end your password now, and here's your mail address. So, this was the front end to let them do this. And so, I wrote the back end, and he wrote the front end, but I ended up booking up both the back end of it. With the whole law, yes. I was sort of pre-webbed stuff. So, well, at least the web was very, very basic and primitive at that point. So, we didn't dare use the fear of being hacked. Ah, right, right, right, right. I mean, I've got a tiny one week course on C, which I didn't, I mean, I'm not quite sure at that point, the company was happy to let you do a bit of training and stuff for that. I'm not sure it was particularly relevant to the internet I was doing, because I wasn't working on it, I wasn't programming on it like that. But, yeah, it was, and everybody else, it was on the course, was way ahead of me. And I was like, I was like, the dunce of the class, and then I was just, the slowest, even log on into the system and stuff like that. They were much quicker than they were, obviously, they were just more familiar with everything. But, it was, I can't enjoy it, but, C++C isn't my favourite language, let's just see, you know. No, I haven't ridden much in C, I haven't ridden a little bit, but not very much, and I wouldn't class myself as anything, but a newbie in it. And it's a fairly simple language to get to grips with, but the sort of background stuff, things that are not obvious behind the scenes, really, really difficult and bite you so easily. Yeah. So it's always to get yourself in a mess with it, as well, of course, this is, so. Yeah, I know, it's certainly had that experience with a few, few things separate. Oh, right. So I think if I didn't go that deep, so I was okay with it, yes. Indeed, indeed. Well, there we go. So, what else do you, have you got on your, on our last, I think I just found on, I was just, I was just listing some of the shows I've done, but that's not really very interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know why he's here, but it's a carry on, yeah. No, I'd started off writing these notes, saying, no, I've not done anything. I've not done any shows, and I started adding them in as I did them, because I've sort of woken up from the, from the COVID sleep in terms of doing shows and stuff. So trying to do one a month or something, still woken up from that. I got half way through one, and I think I maybe did actually, kind of half complete it, but it's, I'm not happy with it. So, yeah, I'm not, I'm not sure. And I just can't, I think because also, you know, where I'm sitting here, this is, this is, this is quite neat. This is obviously a very nice, actually, and I enjoy these charts, but the position I'm sitting in just now is, is exactly what I sit, and I did the basis, well, I'm working sort of thing, so that's also a bit of a binding. I can only get to the set, the set up at the weekend, because I would dismantle all the set up for work, so it's a bit, it's a bit awkward, you know, so we're in the past weekend, like a junior week, I could write up notes and stuff, I can't really do that, so it's so easily, so. Yeah, no, that's quite difficult, isn't it? Yeah, I know, I, I don't know, I just got out of the habit of doing shows, just couldn't quite bring my, get my brain in gear enough to, to do them, yeah, and I'm kind of like that as well, so this is a, so, yeah, yeah, you can see it, yeah, you can see everyone's, probably stuck on in that respect, maybe that's part of the reason why, the show queues are, it's gonna be a bit in the, on the law side, you know. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Anyway, we're getting back, and we're getting shows in, hello, yeah, big, big, big surge, and that's great for a few weeks, and then you suddenly realize, oh, that surge is just about to end in a week, or, yeah, two weeks or something like, we're gonna be dead back in the hole again, so, yeah, it's a strange sort of, process of, as Ken puts it, feast and famine that you see. Yes, yes. Indeed. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, obviously, I enjoyed your shows, they were very good, and you know, they were always very thorough, I think, when I, I said just shows, I, it's really nice to listen to, the, the, the, well, the, the, the images, and I remember, you were saying, you're writing up some notes about how to deal with, with pictures and whatnot. I think of only, maybe, once or twice, send it in, send in pictures. I think the first time, I thought it was a bit daunting, because I wasn't quite sure what was expected, so, but it is, must be difficult to deal with these sort of things. Yes. Yes. It's the, the issue really is that the way that we do it, is we put anybody's pictures, or scripts, or whatever, in a, in a sub directory, of the mind directory, or stuff is held. And, if you want to write notes that use it, you need to know of which bit of, of path you need to, to provide to get to your picture. And that's not, immediately obvious. So, what I've sent to people is, if you just send in your pictures, by whatever means, I mean, with the show, it's preferable, you can put them all together in a zip file, or a tar file, or something, send them in like that. And then, in the show itself, put some indicators, some comments, or something like that. So, put picture one here, picture two here, or preferably, if you call them, picture one, picture two, that's great. And that's the order they're coming in. Or you can call them something relevant to what it is you're showing. And then, just say, put this file name here, and put that on there. And give this title, and those sorts of things. That's the sort of schema. Yes. And that, that seems to be working. Okay, for me, I must admit, I think that's, I think that maybe, maybe that was, whether I spoke to you and you gave me some advice, but I can't remember, I'm sure I used picture one, two, three, four, and that, what, if I didn't have that, it was nice and simple. Yeah. Yeah. So, I've refined that, so it's less detailed, less manual for me, and I come to glue it all together, and I've automated it, and stuff. So, yeah, but I do need to document it, I can understand that, but I'm the same. Yeah. It does need to be, yeah, to be written up in some form, but I'll, I'll get that, to get to that, I'm trying to do a, do a regular amount of documentation, Ken and I need to share the way the bits of the system that we've built for our own use, because we sort of have our own areas that we work in. We need to document as to the other one, can handle it, with it. Yeah. So, it's tricky. It's tricky. I think you, you obviously just take, take ownership of a thing, and then, it becomes a, so a segregated from another person, and they're not aware of what's going on, sort of thing. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's not, not good practice to do things that way. So, I'm currently writing documentation about stuff that I've done, and so, I'm saying that I'm going to try and do so many an hour or something a week or something about it. So, I just keep, the documentation moving forward. Yeah. Yeah. So, I was talking about Matt, the, this, this news script I was writing. And then, of course, we're leading onto that, we're, we're, we're, I got, when I was with, a, current service provider, and they said, well, you know, if you stay with us for another X, just for a month, and we'll give you a three and you could either choose, I think you could get a camera or an internet camera thing or you could get a smart speaker sort of thing. So anything I would never have been the sort of person to get a smart speaker but my brother previously filed back gave us a speaker and you get one and you end up with two and then you know that's better over the future. Now we've got two speakers, one in the kitchen, one in the living room and so this internet provider supplied us with a free Alexa thing. I thought, well, I hadn't Alexa before, we'll try one of these. I didn't like during the senate process asking for phone numbers and stuff which I left blank and all that and I got it working and I thought, right, I'm going to do that and I put it back in the box and never used it since and then Mrs X was saying, well, you know, I've got this bedside radio here and I've never used it and it's in the buttons not getting sticky, you know, the rubber buttons are getting sticky sort of thing anyway because we're trying not to buy stuff you know because it was usually by lots and lots of gadgets and whatnot. So if you still got that Alexa thing, I said, yeah, just certain of what I could try that then. So took it and plugged it in and whatnot and oh, just couldn't get it to kept saying it was me not her and then so you couldn't set up a voice profile and you couldn't, we couldn't get the BBC stuff to play a BBC radio stuff with a link to your BBC iPly account which I wasn't very happy with. I tried that, that failed as well. All right, so it's just, it's just a little little rubber just going back in the box and forget about it. Yeah, yeah, that's a shame mind you but yeah, I know it's a sort of a trap in a way isn't it? It's a snare to drag into things that you probably don't want. I mean, you probably feel certain thought about them. Don't you really don't want to have to be giving your details to whoever and whatever and stuff? No, no, no, and as a fact, Alexa, you can you can buy things like, I'll get me some utility rolls and stuff like that, you know, but you could, you know, who you know as you could say, you know, Batman, you cut, you know, a bit mess years what you're saying and you end up buying a new car or something, you know, I'm not too keen on that, you know, so yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I've managed to avoid all of that stuff really, really don't want it. Well, I wouldn't have if it hadn't been for my brother getting me one, and he said, you know, I bought you this, I wasn't sure whether you would like it or not or whether you'd even accept it because he thought I'd be quite kind of, guess it's not something I would definitely, I would definitely, I would definitely buy, actually fact, now that I've got it, it's quite good, the Google one's quite good and it's really quite useful. I don't think you can buy stuff directly from it, so it's, it's a bit more passive and, you know, the BBC content works and you can sign up a free account with Spotify, so that doesn't cost anything. So you can play different kinds of music and what, you can't specify, like you pay, you can't specify specific music, you know, I want to hear it able to see second track and such and such, you can't do that, but, but, but you can see I play some jazz or whatever, you know, and it's really very handy, and I wanted to catch you and you can be, you know, doing dishes and whatever you say, set a five minute timer, enough of it goes and does that, you don't have to get hands all over it or, or wait and what, it's very, very handy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that I can see, trouble is that unless you're, you're tied in with, with somebody like Google or, or Amazon, then, you know, the, you haven't got the resources, the computing resources to, to do that sort of voice recognition and that sort of stuff. Absolutely, absolutely, no, no, no, it's all, all, all behind the scenes, but I mean, obviously I've got a tablet and what not, we're googling it, and so I'm quite, I'm quite comfortable with, with that, with that sort of thing. So we've got, is there, we've got two, and I think, you know, my six was so disgusted that they're like, something, and she started looking on the internet, and I mean, it's not like it at all, and she's all, look, they're doing this, Google Home, which is, which is, it's one of what downstairs, which is a kind of middle size, a lovely nice, rich sound to it, and it's, it's old hat, because everyone's moved to these nesting, so she's even bigger. So they're actually flogging that, there was one left in stock, and it was, it was cheaper than the many ones, so it was, you know, less than half than the normal place. So, so she just, that's just, so that's, they're coming in, and that likes us getting just chucked. Yes, yes, if you strip it down for, for bits of a part or something. Well, yeah, make something, make something for something, that sort of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The speaker might be quite good, you can drive it off at Raspberry Pi or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure you'll let me, that you don't like to throw anything out, you know, no, I don't, hello, they came back to bite me when I had to clear my attic. What is that 132 column matrix printer? Oh, no, what would I do with that? It's, it needs a, do you remember what, what were the printer interfaces they had back in the day? Oh, it's in tonics and the face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a centronics printer, I think. Yeah. With a massive big plug with lots and lots of connectors in it, and I say, yeah, yeah, I used to write software on my BBC micro and print stuff on there. It was nice to have 132 column papers. Oh, yes, of course. My friend and I were, we're developing stuff in assembler on the beam and printing stuff on there. So yeah, nice big sheet of paper, you scribble on the right hand side of it, you know? No, no, don't do this, it's a blubbubble. That was quite convenient. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember, it worked. It's a job, I liked, I liked getting the job to do when I was just kind of quite young at the time and you would go into the, they had a heart that you would go into and you got going with a barrel sort of thing and you bring in a big, a big Diablo disc, it's a big, you know, it's like a big pizza disc basically. I think it held five megabytes. I think it was five megabytes and you pulled the front door down, you slid it and you clipped it shut, you went from, from load to run something like that and the disc spun up and then a flag popped up, which meant that the disc was ready to engage with it with the hard platter sort of thing. And then you would get the computer using flops, searches and whatnot and binary and whatnot and you would use, and then there was a keyboard you could load and print in less things. And of course, you'd have, you'd pick the program and we'd go for it, oh, half an hour or something like that, your big, big rims of paperwork, you bring the paperwork and the discs back into the factory sort of thing. So I enjoyed all that kind of stuff. That was good fun, you know. That sounds very similar to some of the stuff I've done in the past. Those discs like a pizza were, they had to sort of handle on the top, is that the sort that you had? These were really quite flat. I'm trying to think how wide they would be, oh, a fair old width, I mean, I don't know how to save out two feet maybe, not sure, not sure, but it's quite wide anyway, quite a wide disc, thin and flat. And I saw that once in there was a zerox commercial, the office of the future, and the sector is slid this flat pizza thing into the drive bay. I think it was an American drive sort of thing, an American thing. Hmm, okay. Now I had a job when I worked at Lancaster University. I was given the task of developing some networking software and I worked on the software at Lancaster, but the compiler was only available by going physically to Liverpool University. So it's okay, it's a train with your disc, which I've written stuff onto, and Trotov, which is Liverpool, and build the thing on it. That's even more remote, let me just walk it to the, to the heart, to the heart, to the heart. The computer center in Liverpool, not far away from where we've had various old camp meetings in the past. And then I bring back the compiled thing and try running it on the machine we had. Because at that point, all the, I was, Lancaster was part of the Northwest network, as it was called, which was an inter-universities network, and each node. So it was a sort of network of nodes with least lines in between them, and each node consisted of a particular class of machine. I think it was an ICT mod one, and nobody will know it's a finished machine. Nobody will know that anymore, but, but yeah, so, and then those, those machines were connected to all the terminals, and to the main frame, and that sort of stuff. Wow, it was supposed to be writing some things for the terminal. Why nobody was supposed to be writing a thing to enable broadcasts, the operators to broadcast a message to everybody in all of the universities like Manchester and Solford and Liverpool and Keel and, and Lancaster. They say, oh, we're going down in a few minutes and we'll be back up in an hour, and that those sorts of things, I think. Thank you. Pizza will be available outside the four-year app for the closer. That's right. Yeah. All these people from Liverpool come running down the road. Oh, it was a pizza. I think I know, I just have how things have changed. Absolutely. Wow. I must do a show on primitive networking back in the day. I think I can remember, I'll say a little bit of Vax, and then a lot of the network can use, what was it? What was it called that? What was the company called? It was running on DOS. What was it now? It was DOS, I can't remember now. It used to coaxial cables with, to terminate them and all that. That's kind of, remember that as well. That sounds like all-fashioned ethernet, was it? Yeah, that's right. Is it network? Where was it, network? Oh, network. Yeah, network. We were networked inside my last job for a few years, so yeah, we had a lot of network all over the place. Yeah, that's right. So many seconds, if you were reconfigured on the network, you would pull them apart and you had so many seconds before the network crashed, sort of thing, because you had to terminate the ends, basically. There wasn't much in the way of switches and stuff in those days, I suspect. Not the sort of resilient networking switches that you get these days, it would have been helpful. That sort of thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, very good, very good, very good, very good. So what else have I got on the list here? What could we jump to from here then? What about, what we think about the, I don't know if it's even going to be a bad weather, but I suppose it's an abundant even to expect that, I suppose. Did you have any damage in the bad weather, Toldev? No, no. I'm not quite sure why, because in the past with really strong winds, I've had tiles come off my roof, but everything seems to be pretty solid. Probably because of the wind direction, more than anything else, you know, if it gets under the edge of a tile, it can sometimes rattle them loose. Yeah, yeah, my mother's had had the, or tile, so she thinks what I said, one tile, I think, came off once in London on the day we, I never since then, she's absolutely paranoid about her car, and she's just be so right there, they front the day we, and I had to, I was helping her with a problem with her car at the moment, and I left my car at her driving, so you better not leave it there, it'll be fine. But she might end up being right when I come back and kind of tailed in the middle of the roof or something like that. Well, yeah, that sort of thing crosses my mind from time to time, but I had a rougher coming into some work for me, you know, clean the gutters and that sort of thing, but you also did the the ridge tiles on the, on the tile. Oh, yes. And those are often a point of failure if you get some really nasty winds and stuff. Mostly other tiles have been replaced anyway, the ones that were loose. Right, right. It was checking for that, as he was up there, not a job I could do personally. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, that means there's no no, no, no, no, absolutely no. Hopefully that means that, you know, there's no, no incipient problems. Right, right, because I think around here, I obviously walk in with a fuller companion, and the number of fences had fallen flat, you know, and my mother's fence, it was very rickety, and it felt flat. So she's had to get that replaced. And my father-in-law's got a bit loose, But he managed to brace it up with a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of read which we were to go to the a sort of a builder's merchant thing that we that somebody recommended to us and they were sort of went in and and got the bits and pieces of it so he's quite happy with that. So so so everybody say okay now I suppose and hopefully whether it's now we're now into April where should be the hopefully at the end of that because it was it was nice last weekend but of course this weekend has been a bit kind of a bit kind of windy and a bit dull so yes that was it's reasonable it was I was out doing a bit of gardening yesterday and it was fairly cold actually it wasn't even though you know the sun was out it was still quite calm it's it's about 10 degrees here according to my little display here so that's not cold really it's sort of on the tolerable end of things but there you go. Is that on your display it's just a mirror display thing you've got already. Yeah the the what's it called magic mirror thing which isn't it isn't on a mirror it's just on a monitor I got a spare monitor on the shelf above my desk here but that just runs day and night I turned the monitor off when I got it but the the raspberry pie behind it keeps going it's yeah that's really useful it's telling me in use headlines and temperature and upcoming weather and this sort of stuff. Yeah because you were saying and that that the you that the we've got a bit of a long and a tooth thing and it's not going to do it yeah yeah I'm like I know but absolutely that's that's one of those projects that I'm still is it is swithering that's a good no Scott yeah swithering yeah yeah so we'll we'll add that one to the vocabulary actually swithering yeah yeah I first came to Scotland now 40 years ago I remember somebody saying oh I've been swithering all day what is swithering exactly all these I think it's a good gesture yeah it's lovely though I enjoy all the all the different language but yeah so I've been swithering over these projects which want to start we'll just start one year so you know and mushrooms the thing is it's actually you know I hadn't I hadn't sometimes you're suffering some of these words that I hadn't even considered that was Scottish but of course there's yeah yeah so yeah I get laughed at for not to not saying them right stuff I mean my my children are effectively Scottish having been brought up in Scotland they don't speak with much of an accent but my son's girlfriend she was brought up in the borders area down near bigger area so she she's got a bit more of an accent and if I say stuff like Peely Wally she says what are you saying what say you said did I add too much English that Pula Wally so I have to be careful I can't use these as if I don't I'm talking about too much yeah yeah yeah it's difficult it was it didn't it was simply not quite there but I couldn't quite pinpoint what wasn't quite right but yeah again for the vocabulary it means pale and and one and stuff doesn't it is it sort of yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I think I think my my mother-in-law used to describe me as being Peely Wally that's right so I just finished I know she said she was saying to me oh you know you know you know a bit whether be in that much better so obviously I'm not walking the dogs that much you know I yeah yeah we've all been been indoors too much lately I guess yeah I think so I think so yeah yeah I've talked talking about that and so I'm I've actually now know now back at work more regularly and I've just counted some of the things I wrote here so it's changed the backpack is about 75% full yet the fact it seems abandoned it's like a very strange atmosphere going back into office feels like a previous lifetime strangely familiar yet totally alien don't doing hot desking with new desks new locations and new people working basically I'm only in once a week I need to bring all my personal belongings including paperwork laptop headphones in with me keeping track of everything is proving a ticket as I'm not always the most organized person at the at the best of times and the piece of office work seems frustratingly much slower than at home yet paradoxically the day seems to pass much quicker so yeah and I'm now I'm going more often than that I'm not going in sort of like two days a week I've been kind of dragged in twice a week which frustrating because it's going to I've got so much to do and it's just slowing things down and try to catch people and then trying to concentrate in offices is is really difficult and I overheard it's been an interesting conversation something I've never even contemplated whether it's these two people talking in office and say they've never worked from home and I'm commenting on more people returning to work and then nobody had asked them how they feel about this and how safe they felt with all the new faces so because you don't think about that you know these or these because you think well they've been in work all the time so they mustn't care about you know I'm not too worried about about about the about the Covid but if they're seeing the same people every time and suddenly all these new people appear yeah and I've even gave that I thought of course yeah No no it's quite an issue isn't it yeah it's yeah I don't obviously not having worked now for the past nearly 10 years so that one yeah more than 10 years then you know it's not a thing but I did used to work at home fair bit my work would let me you know right going on quite a time developing stuff at home and stuff but yeah Of course they've they've now in Scotland they've now you know no longer need to wear a mask and so that happened on on on a Monday there and I was although they said in an email they said in the email you know well but we do still recommend where you're in public areas to wear a mask and I was quite pleasantly surprised how many people were still wearing a mask but you know it's more and more people don't wear a mask you feel subconscious you know and there's all these sort of things and I know people say well if they're not wearing that's why they hitched out wearing a mask and it's it's it's a difficult one and I know I understand that you've got to live with the got to eventually live with this thing you know but Tim at the back I mean it all depends on how to my mind what matters above all else is how is it any NHS coping that's what matters Yes indeed indeed when people are still getting it and getting it badly if they've not had not have not been vaccinated or they are have immunological problems that prevent the vaccine from really being very effective so you know it can still kill in those sort of cases So and I think and even even with the most virulent right you know it's so it's so spreadable now that maybe the masks are are less effective but it still means because I remember that Dr Campbell saying that I have occasional listened to he was saying that the viral load is as important so if you've got a mask on you know you're going to get less of a viral load as you're walking through the particles or whatever so even if you are likely to become ill you're likely to become less ill let's like to become else things so it all helps you know yeah my neighbors said this last time I remember their little boy went off to nursery I think he's at nursery age and when things started to ease up and came back home with the COVID no sign of it they all got it you know and they were or you know they weren't they weren't they didn't have very serious effects they're fairly young couple yeah yeah and they've got another young child and everybody had it but only in a very mild way so but you know it's it's just but then it just takes one of those to yeah it just takes one of those to get somebody to make somebody else really early yeah yeah you want to see yeah your granny thereafter who maybe yeah more susceptible and you know the kids got it or whatever then it's gonna yeah it's gonna be you yeah pretty devastating it's interesting I was speaking to a friend and I'm off a few people actually and so I was speaking to a friend and he was saying oh yeah all the family I've had it every one of them had it apart from the wife he says he said you know and he he's he deals with the public all the time so he can't understand how he hasn't hasn't caught it he can't understand how his wife hasn't caught it and one of their their daughters she went to work for the first day a first day at work and she came back now wouldn't this have been the work she got it obviously so quickly but she came back and disappointed the next day sort of thing so and then I think some of my wife's friends were saying similar sort of things where they've had it and they've just thought they would have so remember that whether there are some people that just won't catch it or whether they've had had constant sort of fine what's the word they've been cutting at the bottom but they've basically been subjected to it all the time and so the they've come out immune to some of the community yeah yeah only certainly the case that some people are more affected by the others you know some people's just basic genetics or immune systems or whatever just shrug it off without any great difficulties but yet their immune systems will be will be triggered by it but they won't be very ill or even noticed that they're ill because they've been saying you know if you are prone to hay fever seasonal allergies as people would put it then you need to be cautious that you don't ascribe the symptoms to just to hay fever and they could be COVID so doing a test right it might be a smart thing to do you know particularly if the symptoms are a little bit unusual but it's just hard to say I had a really nasty bite at my age you're supposed to shed it you're supposed to stop it when you get India for like 50-60s but I'm still getting it you know I think I discuss this I mean I don't I don't really feel it's it's a strangest thing I have I have suffer with hay fever or my life and something really quite badly as well I can open my eyes and really bad and I sort of just to be second I'll just see if I can I think I've got a bottle here holding to be second yeah here it is so I've got this stuff it's it's it's it's it's advertised it is mixed pollen but then it says this 30 C which is this concentrate now obviously that is it's just not this but it's such a small amount that can't possibly do anything so it's it's basically you know it must be would you would you call it when it's in your mind it's um what's that I'm looking for oh yes I'm suddenly having a having a blind itself yeah you know it's it can't possibly do in them because they're conscious I'm so somatic yeah that's right now I've had I've had really bad hay fever all my life and I think when I've got this I didn't realise what this really was and I took it I thought this is never it's just isn't going to work because I've tried all kinds of things I've put stuff up my nose with the you know the stuff that you with the ultraviolet light and all that and I've tried um putting um there's even this high-tech stuff that's supposed to be charged particles is supposed to get a minimised pollen going up your nose and all kinds of stuff I've tried nothing is what this worked and I am virtually cured of hay fever now and I can't explain it I cannot explain it at all yeah yeah it's hard to know because if you look at it from the point of view of an experimental study then you do not do studies on one case you know you have it you need one hundred thousands of people in or all going through some sort of regime that says they were bad hay fever given this thing how many of them recover so you know it's just you because I mean not not to not to throw cold water on this idea but you know if if you just happen to be the point where your immune system has backed off getting bothered by this thing because I mean it's a nonsensical thing for your immune system to do but if it's just you just happen to reach the point where it's said okay that's the end of this and and you know it would have happened anyway you know yeah but it almost seemed the the day that I started taking this you know so it just it defies logic I know it doesn't make sense it shouldn't have worked and yet it's almost I must be 95 so I can walk through cut grass fields and I think sometimes get a wee occasionally get a tiny wee um a bit symptom and again I've got to go to this bot lot take you know I think the first time I had I took it you know I maybe took 10 12 and one and one year these pills or so and in the next year I was about three or four and then I think last year maybe I took one or something like that maybe none at all so I'm I'm basically cured I mean it's a most bizarre thing I can't I can't defy logic that that's the bottom line you know so I don't know well if you're out of it then good luck that's my deal that's really good because it is a miserable miserable or it is it's really and you know the thing was when I read when I bought the bought the pills just sugar isn't it's nothing at all the fake medicine when I bought the fake medicine when I bought the fake medicine there was the all these clean people that say oh it's really good some people say no I didn't I talked about there was a lot of people that were quite positive about it but of course the could all have been fake reviews I suppose and there's a lot more of these fake reviews now but yeah who knows but you could give it a go well what happened with me was I get a prescription every 56 days because I yeah I'm on quite a lot of tablets for various things and one of the things I put on the I get to fill in the request you know every 56 days what I want for the next batch one of them is satirazine which is a yes an immune suppression thing anti-histamine isn't it which which I find works for me find but I had not appreciated that there was going to be a pollen surge coming up and and I was hit by that before I got my satirazine so it's that look that really really destroyed me you know as you come out of the winter where there's not much pollen around and you go into the spring well the wind pollinated trees start up then it's quite a lot of relatively large amounts pollen in the the forecasting websites will show you stuff about pollen counts and stuff and they don't trigger it but I think I'm maybe just allergic to tree particular tree pollen that yes I think when I'm cutting the the bushes at the front that that could sometimes trigger a husband in the past but prior to that it was really grass pollen because my mother was always saying you know oh you see it from the rape she'd know that doesn't bother me at all it's grass grass is the thing that really triggers a dead and you know I have had various anti-histamine things but I do remember again being peculiar because I was given a a more modern one of the more modern anti-histamines and they're supposed to be you know not not not make your josey sort of thing and I remember taking it and being really josey and I mentioned a dog to him and so on and this more modern one shouldn't do that probably more time on the more traditional ones but you might find you get tired of that one and I can't remember what it was but anyways I was fine with that one you know everyone's different basically yeah yeah yeah once I got onto the Saturazine I was fine again I've not I take them take one tablet a day just now so I'm like just keeps it at bay I thought I could stop when I reach this age but obviously not actually I think I think I may just recently I may have told them to remove the the anti-histamine from my my prescription because I've just just not needed them at all so yeah yeah just yeah it's just amazing I just wish I had this has happened 20 years ago you know because it's yes I know I feel your pain and it's horrible yeah the weird thing in my case was I was a student in the 1970s in Manchester and I got asked if I wanted to help out on one of the field courses that they did in the department this was a biology or a suology department actually and the field course was the undergraduate students would go on mass to on a coach to to a field place down in Gloucestershire and they would do spend a week doing various observations and studies and statistics and writing up what they were doing and stuff so I joined in with this and that was the year where there was an incredibly hot summer it was the year when all the ladybirds were landed on people and apparently biting them can you remember what year I think I can remember that actually I don't know 76 77 maybe I don't remember that yeah I remember that what they were doing was the ladybirds was so it was hot so you would have sweat on your skin and they would come and try and drink it but they didn't have the mouth parts to do that without because they're predators so they got some pretty vicious mouth parts so they tended to nip nip people but they just nipped in the process so people were getting caught in these things and panicking the point of the story was the sort of field study center in a valley in Gloucestershire and one area that we went to do some study in was just a field of grass just grass from as far as you could see and as you look closely you could see there was a sort of haze over the grass and it was because the grass was at the stage of maturity where it was generating pollen so it was like totally pollen atmosphere and I had not had hay fever until that point and then I would have had it for the rest of my life I just could check out it and in that so it didn't miss that would happen so perhaps if you had never been in that area we never would have got it it's possibly I don't know that that caused hay fever whether it would just you know I'd had it in some mild form but this sort of increased the erection to it or whatever I don't really don't know how that works but yeah of course you could go on another big route but there's so many people having autoimmune diseases around the world now it's only in case everything isn't and another quite knows exactly is it plastic pollution from you know rhinitis so it runs in the back you thought something and I've had steroids spray for that and I think I've suffered from my mother's suffer from my mother and father's suffer from it I think my person who hasn't is a fuller companion in my wife you know yeah yeah there's a lot of things that have been you know causing people problems over the years are being ascribed to to autoimmune stuff my mom had quite bad rheumatoid arthritis that's an autoimmune thing of course it's because yeah it's because you're particularly your hands get all distorted and the knuckles she had it no she had it and then it disappeared after maybe 10 years or something like that so I don't know quite what that was all about yeah sorry what were you going to say like a flare up yeah it's my mother's mother's suffer my mother's suffer a little degree my mother's suffer from that I didn't know you could do this she's got she must have arthritis as well so they scraped it whatever that means that sounds horrible and then they set the bone so that the big toe no longer bend but that's cured all the pain so I think that's a novel we deal with it I suppose it means you know you scrape it in the joint so that the sort of cartilage surfaces of the two halves of a joint that rub against one another normally and it's all lubricated and everything that all inflames and in many cases it wears right through and so you end up with a really swollen, painful joint as a continental probably you know mum's time they would do these things sometimes they would fuse effectively they fuse the joint so that it becomes rigid and that gives release release because it's you no longer bending and getting all the pain from damaged cartilage and all that so that's obviously what my mother's friend went through as well like that same thing so that makes sense yeah I didn't have a new that so sometimes yeah yeah yeah well yes I absolutely I hope I never have that that problem but I think it's very very common isn't it so yeah I know I am just on the medical front I just recently did I've got a thing called trigger finger which is where you're as you clasp your hand one of your fingers stays locked in that cold position and you can't that's due to a nodule on the tendon because your fingers are driven by tendons oh from muscle yeah it's a bit like I think I'm a mechanical or when you pull it a latch or more so latch it does like a latch finger wow that's why they call it trigger finger because it has a much longer medical name I can't remember but it things like you can't straighten the finger because the tendons jamming in one of the sort of sheets and then this thing where you clasp your grass things and it goes clunk and it won't open up again how do you at least use your other hand yeah if you just move the tip joint of the finger backwards a little bit then it releases and comes through I got steroid injection in my in my hand which is enormously it's not fixed yet they do an operation to scrape the tendon apparently or more skipping come on can I say something or skipping yeah I don't know why I like sharing these things but I'm always fascinated by the mechanics of physiology of being a part of it's like you said you know if you're a doctor you're much better to know about all these things good things we go wrong we'll mention that in the last episode yeah I never heard that that's fascinating yeah yeah look at that because I don't really heard of it my neighbors I never had it as well yeah because I was thinking oh you know is it somebody who's been using a machine gun a lot or maybe a road gel or something maybe some of those things would do it that that business of the the white finger thing you get when you use it white background road drill or something yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know much about that no no me no me no me no I know I know I know I think our audience might be turning off in droves I think so I think so maybe a good point to end I think maybe I think it is I think it is actually we're over an hour again so I know last time I well we did start recording a bit before we started doing the show for real but still we're still around an hour and last time I thought I'd be able to cut a bit of silences and stuff but there weren't that many I thought we talked pretty so oh well there you go good stuff is about that very enjoyable indeed yes yes it's always fun to chat about all these things so yeah we do it again when we when we built up our stock of to make things talk about preferably not too much in the medical perhaps yes indeed yeah all right then so thanks for listening if you have been if you haven't been listening well we don't thank you at all and so don't forget to continue listening to Hacker Public Radio and goodbye from Hacker public radio radio okay then just bye you have been listening to Hacker Public Radio at Hacker Public Radio does work today's show was contributed by a HBR listener like yourself if you ever thought of recording broadcast and click on our contribute link to find out how easy it really is hosting 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