Episode: 3269 Title: HPR3269: Linux Inlaws S01E23: The first year of the five year plan Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr3269/hpr3269.mp3 Transcribed: 2025-10-24 19:59:13 --- This is Haka Public Radio episode 3269 for Thursday 11th of February 2021. Today's show is entitled, Linux Inlawn S-Nero 1-E23, the first year of the five-year plan and in part of the series, Linux Inlawn, it is hosted by Monochrome, and in about 48 minutes long, and Carriman explicit flag. The summary is, it inlawn review the first year, the highlights, low-light and all the bloody rest. This episode of HPR is brought to you by AnanasThost.com. Get 15% discount on all shared hosting with the offer code HPR15. That's HPR15. Better web hosting that's honest and fair at AnanasThost.com. This is Linux Inlawns, a podcast on topics around free and open source software, any associated contraband, communism, the revolution in general, and whatever else, fans is critical. Please note that this and other episodes may contain strong language, offensive humor, and other certainly not politically correct language. You have been warned. Our parents insisted on this disclaimer. Happy mum? That's the content is not suitable for consumption in the workplace, especially when played back on a speaker in an open plan office or similar environments. Any miners under the age of 35, or any pets including fluffy little killer bunnies, your trusted guide dog, Ananas on speed, and Qt-Rexes or other associated dinosaurs. Previous to Varychi, greetings comrades. This special broadcast of Linux Inlawns marks the first anniversary of this podcast with the implementation of the first year of the five-year plan of world domination, club and source. We are happy to report that episode production has increased above plan alongside studying clays in listening ship, now clocking in a five. We aim to ramp up this up to 10 next year and get more brothers and sisters to join the revolution. That just to yet fuss, long live free and open source software. Privyat Martin, Comrade, how are things? Privyat, Comrade Chris, things are great in the union, yes, the union of the Linux Indos. I understand you have been to the central committee recently, talking about the five-year plan, any news. Definitely, definitely, much news, much news, so the first law is being implemented tomorrow. And what's that? You will be glad to hear. So, listening to the Linux Inlawns is mandatory every evening on train of death. Or going to Sabia. Gulaks! Your choice. Gulaks? Gulaks, I guess. Your choice, your choice. And Comrade Martin, what's been the story with the first year of the Illos then? Ah, but the first year was the preparation for the grand take-over of the world. The listeners, if you're still listening well done. Welcome to the Linux Inlawns episode 23. No, no, no, no, no. The law number two is there's no stopping halfway through the episode. Or Gulag, right? Yes. So the idea is essentially to recount what's been happening for the first year. here, because yes, this is episode 23. We have been on, on a public radio for one year now. And the idea behind this botched intro. Let's put it this way, basically, once was just basically to to recount the year. And of course, to lay the foundation with this. For the next four years of the first five year plan, hence the somewhat Russian introduction, because yes, we are communists at heart. Well, I am anyway. And yes, and of course, this is only the first five year plan. It depends basically on how long Martin and myself will be living to see how many five year plans there they really are. But needless to say, as usual, as we probably know and his if history is anything to go by, five year plans never mind the revolution. Well, in some parts, anyway, haven't really succeeded. Well, at least until now, because there is, of course, still something called the Linus in laws. In addition to the first revolution, right? Maybe, just maybe communism, where have the upper hand this time. Here's a question. Yeah, this time, I mean, revolutions have traditionally not worked for all that long. Although, I guess the French did okay with it because they just chop off every head. But Martin, if you take a look at France now, this is not really communist anymore. All the attempts have failed. Agreed. Agreed. So what you're saying is to, there is no hope for communism. Until now. Until now, yes. Of course, of course, yes, sorry. Yes, definitely until now. But until the beginning of last year. Yes, in addition, and yes, of course, we being the Linus in laws, we do rest on the shoulders of giants. When did, when did, when did beloved riches of storm and found the FSF? Back. Oh, sorry, sorry, yes, we're coming to the limit. Sorry, yes, of course. Okay, first things first about what was it? 32 billion years ago, something happened like a big bang or something. I don't know, I wasn't there. Okay, fast forward. 2000 years ago, somebody tried to work over water. I didn't really work out. That's a different story. Well, for some people, it probably did. But anyway, the accounts of this maybe, maybe, maybe fixed one. We don't know. We do not know. I have never certainly tried it, but maybe other people have. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Okay, I'm fast forward to the 70s when somebody called Richard Armstrong and wrote some, what was it? 80s. I can't remember. It'll be in the show notes anyway. The statues of something which is now known as the free and open source of war. The rest is pre-much history and then some finished student invented a terminator that became a lateral operating system. Some invented a terminator emulation. Is he part of which later became somewhat of an operating system for a moment, he was part of SkyNet as well. No, he entered pretty much a terminator, which basically became an operating system afterwards. Yes, then the search company took this as, well, not the search company itself, but rather another company took this as foundation for a something that resembles a small robot. Subsequently, a search company bought this of the company. Again, the rest is history. After that, an engineer turned into SkyNet. Listen to the previous episode. The link will be in the show notes. SkyNet failed to conquer and rule the world and now we are back to do to some improbability draft back in 2021. Yeah, it's interesting point about SkyNet. I'm not sure that is entirely that well predicted given the current situation with their products. As in, you can't find any of their hardware. Like PlayStation 5 or the rest of them? No, mainly the miners and the gamers that are going for well over retail, all these modern products. Okay, back to the list. Yes, five-year plans. Yes, what about your visit committee? No, I thought you went. No, it's quite simple basically because about 10 minutes into the session, Zoom break down. Sorry, not break but broke down. Sorry. And Zoom, of course, being in proprietary technology is surprisingly broke down. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Are you sure you want to see? Yes, they tried and that failed too. Yeah, and it took them about four weeks to install big blue buttons, but then it gave up on that too. No surprise there. The moral of this story is what exactly? Okay, back to the subject. I mean, Martin, now we're clocking in at 23 episodes. We have done 22. So what about the highlights and the lowlights? Oh my god, there's too many lowlights. Well, lowlights are probably just a tech, right? We have had a few hiccups here in the audio department. In addition to it's probably being the last example. Yes, I didn't know that that conference that a free and open source conference systems systems would be so bloody tricky. It's surprising that given the high usage of the phone, there aren't more people. I mean, I ran a hacktober. I mean, I think we, I ended that order. No, maybe I didn't. You'll find maybe the link in the show notes if I can take this up. Last year, a couple of people got together for a so-called hacktoberfest run by Digital Ocean, exactly, off of Digital Ocean fame. Digital Ocean, of course, being the hosting company. They do a hacktoberfest, I think at least for the last four or five years anyway. The idea behind these so-called hacktoberfest is to take an open source project and literally a group or a couple of individuals get together and improve this open source project. And then Digital Ocean, upon recognition of the contributions of this group, basically gives them t-shirts. The idea, of course, not being to get the t-shirts but rather to contribute to the community. So, quite a few people got together for this hacktoberfest thing and tried to properly contain or write a big blue button. We set aside a month, say the month of October, and 2020, 2020, sorry, yes, of course. But regardless of how many hours we put in, we never got to do it, we never got around to kind of get it to work. Is this so, is that due to the lack of effort, do you think, or is this due to the activity of beer drinking? No, I think it's on to the technology mix that the project has deployed because there were about five people, everybody putting about 20 hours of work each week, times four is 80 times five, it's 400 hours of work. And as we never got around to even kind of, we stopped most of the address cause analysis because we couldn't get even to run the initial version of the conference thing that we had in mind. But this episode is of course not just about big blue button, afraid if you're listening. What are you on? A big button on the VMS slightly more straight from the film. Exactly. Okay, the highlights, rather than the lower lights. Yes, the highlights. Yes, well, yeah. Okay, what was the last one? I was probably actually the Transylvania episode that you wrote. Okay. And I particularly liked the contribution of the peasant girl. And people, we will have the peasant girl back in the very, in the very new future. Unfortunately, not talking about how to unionize a vampire's workforce for change. But rather talking about probabilistic data structures because the peasant girl, oh no, I can't spoil this. Sorry, no, sorry, you have to listen to the episode people. It's coming up, I think in March time frame, so stay tuned. But if you like the peasant girl, in that particular turn to running the episode, she will reappear only with a slightly different tack. That I can review. Not quite. Not quite as a peasant indeed. But the girls will stay the same. Yes. The accent might be different. Never mind the subject. But she'll be back. Excellent. So what was talking about being back, talking about being back, what about our interviews, which, which one did you like? This is hard to say because if I pick one or the others will be in front of my doorstep with pitch boards, right? Well, they can always come back on the next episode. No, I mean, without jokes, it's hard to say. I mean, every episode I loved. So I don't know. I mean, because I mean, I think the everybody was different, right? So really good. Yep. So what about you? Very different. Famous episode. Oh, sorry, not famous. Favourite episode and famous. Famous. They're all famous. Yes. And please like interview. Of course, that was a joke. Where are we? It's very voluminous question. Yes. But let me repeat it. How was your favourite episode? And you're at least like interview, but that of course was a joke. So let's grab this. The most beloved dark side episodes. Let's put it this way. Okay, let's do questions, right? Where's Potent Martin? Yeah, that's fun. That's fun. This is way too little. Talk, talk in a little bit. Give me a second. Take your time, Martin. Take your time. And we're back. Yes. The most favourite, I guess, is the Transylvanian episode of DST? It would be yes. That was the most fun one to do in terms of other episodes. As you say, all the interviews were great. I mean, for me, I enjoyed having Bruce on the show because he's a great guy. And obviously, I know him. So the spires. Okay. Bruce, I suppose, got fame, but on the same token, all the others were great and very different, specifically the next vowed story, the LPI last time. They'll bring in something different and kind of, I don't know, maybe not for you, but for me a bit more eye opening, because I'm not overly familiar with all these projects. So that was great. Now, Den, I did enjoy the call in episode, specifically, where people had questions for, maybe love it co-host. Yes, that was great crack, wasn't it? It's, I think there might be some more fun, Corbin. Is that a threat? I think we should give our listeners the chance to phone in there. That may get fame, Corbin on it. And then there will be pictures. Yes, indeed, Martin. I don't think we would do an interview. No, but we can't put them on the website. Yes. Okay, okay, okay. Does your wife know about the show? I would be interested to meet this, I mean, interesting to meet this, this Famke or this pictures of her because she says she knows she quite well. By the way, does your wife listen to the show? I say so Famke, if you're listening, let's discuss these pictures of life. Why? She wants at least, what's the thought of what a long story goes for you as well? Sure, Shannon, yes. Excellent. Yeah, on that subject. Do continue, please Martin. No, that's not fair enough. Well, we'll come back on that one a little bit if that's one dark side episode that I really like was actually the Mario thing Where the dogs yes I took us basically from Sicily right to New York to some outer space thing and just right back Well, we have a road this I think was you must his I think the guy was actually called Claudio, no, sorry Claudio Yes, that's no sorry I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay Sorry, yes, Claudio People's names Claudio Claudio listening maybe you are yeah, we'd really love to have you on the show dark side are not yes Yes, yes, so if you fancy um an appearance Can be dark side can be just ordinary appearance We just love to have you on the show Talking about mac operating systems or other things Please get in touch simply send a mail to feedback at linuxinlaws.eu Excellent plan Yes, so that I guess that brings us to your favorite this Claudio No, this is no no, this is Luna must be right Yeah, I think so and of course the grumpy old coders at least one of them anyway Well, these these are the list as we know there might be two others. Yeah Yeah talking about grumpy old coders And they have somewhat confirmed an appearance they will be on the show in March, I think live rubber you some flotties if Planning is anything to go it hang on. I mean the least they they featured us on their recent show as an episode six Here we hear a year in review. Yes, and they threatened us to have lost with rust Of sorts, okay So David if you're listening We can discuss rust we also can discuss other things. Yeah, we did a we did a Yes, we did And he thought something should we do this again? Yes now with real programming which is like Haskell Like fourth Like the ones that Ah, no, we were going to do one on Pascal and algorithm. Yes, that was you had it because you're old Ah, okay Remember this So next time you meet So some beardy young sir just just explained to him the Absence of knowledge That you have acquired I'm just wondering if that works for you or not Apparently it does I have a beard. I'm young. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah Yes, who lied to you about this You kids your wife. That's all better. So it's it's it's all better. Yes, it's Ah Given a given the duration of the exact I mean if she talked to somebody at the age of beyond 100 yes, you are young But if you're talking to a hipster that is who is below 30 you are What's the English word Stonehold? No, it's for what I'm wrong for Overaged Yes, over is I would I just in fact I just minted this I just think that's more related to To X rated movies and stuff Because that's you tell me no, no, that's very such a thing as overage then and you would be it Well, there is no Oxford what is called Oxford realistic. If you're listening You are you oh as the mula If it's not in there now In Other things yes, of course the one and a half interview The one where you were the yes, the where interview with the Determinator one and a half Ah Okay, why is it Because this is what's going to Call him Okay Terminator I mean that was the episode where you couldn't make it remember But I'm sure you've listened to it right The interview so don't remember anybody calling calling anybody that's a tremendous name No, I'm not I mean you wrote the episode I don't know I just I just read this I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to Transcribe it and Post the results to you like we did with them which brings us across to where it is unsubject Of course, yes, dark side We of course write all these sketches, but maybe Some budding author out there has Thought about making contribution in terms of If If you're listening for fame fortune and money Don't get in touch with us if you're listening if you're looking just for a good time sorry if you're looking for fame fortune money Don't get in touch because we can't offer this sorry actually we can offer a good time, but we can offer Fortune and money But jokes aside If you want to be part of one of the most important free and open source source podcasts as and then it's Norse being on the humor side. Please do get in touch at feedback and Linux in our study you Especially if you have an idea as even or even script for the dark side Because if ratings are anything to go by Nielsen and France ring the bell Dark side is rapidly becoming the most listened to sketch season series what I'm what I'm looking for Um contribution whatever And in the open source humor's world some of this as in the funny side of open source. Yes It's probably quite a small world So I don't know. Yeah, HGR sense across statistics um the episodes that Dark side in them now clock in about about 300,000 million trillion quadrillion billion downloads Where in where as the episodes that do not contain the dark side Clock in it at about five downloads. So there is a difference apparently Okay Sounds like they have some serious bandwidth Okay So the we featured this quite a lot in the beginning But then somewhat somehow it got down at the end of the day. Linux in laws is your show We have somewhat settled on the frequency of doing interviews and talking about our own shit Like peep shows and stuff I'm one of the previous episodes as in the second one before the last last one The Long day the one before the last one sorry But as I said if you have thoughts suggestions comments feedback get in touch You can send emails to feedback a little was in lost or do you or of course you can leave a comment on the hecka public radio website We will pick this up And of course. Yes, you will be taken on board as Claude you and other members of the of the community Especially Luna if you're listening Luna sent more feedback have already found out Back to the five-year plan. What's head Martin? Yes, what's that what did the central committee say? Well, we got number one right which is so say so You must be assistant to so yes, we have one year in the back for enough So that's four years remaining of the first four of the first five-year plan Yeah, yeah, well the end of the five-year plans obviously will be So everything in between is yeah, it's purely building on that as in with various Well, by just one is obviously continuing our episodes Making sure the right staff is in place in the Central committee make any comment on your on your on your on your staff turn I wonder No, no, they're very pleased with my approach So But that's a very costus cost the approach because of all the redundancy packages, right? Oh, no, no, no, no, this is coming after all. They just paid him in page. H. H.R. things differently If they had anything to go Send them to Siberia as well Your way to the gulac Yeah, so I think so we got the end point we got starting point I mean, it's still the audience right I mean, this is what we are this is why we make the audience is missing I'm trying what I'm trying to say is actually they're the most important part of the podcast because otherwise We wouldn't be making it right of course, I mean People have people probably have a misconception that we're doing the podcast by Because we think it's a great time and we can get drunk and talk about shit and stuff. No, that's not it The podcast is made for you That's that's what you want to work on This is the reason basically why why why we're active look for feedback and stuff because If we're missing the target here, we haven't done our job center committee or not Well, we can always blame one we can always blame what I thought it was just something Oh, we can make jits here though. Yeah, well, we do It's not difficult Yeah, sitting by the nose and on a serious note, you are entirely right. So All five of you please write in with comments and feedback Now Martin for the shocking you so much even more than five listeners Oh, we want to say even seven or more Um hang on best Luna David best Claudio I don't think we can count the grumpy old coders because it's kind of a That's your wife of course Yes, yes, don't forget Dennis yes theme course very important Yes, yes, when there's the Irish to contingencies But Well, they're just looking for blackmail material money is usually yes Yes Okay, I think what's left to recover Apart from the four year for years ahead. Yeah, I mean on a more more more intermediate intermediate immediate note Um, we're almost in year two So any upcoming changes that um we have planned that are not Been haven't been suggested about our listeners Do it like to let our audience Absolutely For the time being, I think we'll continue with this Alternating Formate of an interview and Some shit that we made up Needs to say Ah guys and girls and all the rest of the people listening um as I said if you have any suggestions for subjects that you want to see covered Preferably above the open source, but if you want to make a nuke Let's see what we can do about it goes as well Send feedback that's it Otherwise, maybe you should talk about which We can Because otherwise we have we said we still have to continue to make shit up right And just hope it finds your What's the one I'm looking for? Appreciation Indeed Okay, well, I think yeah, for me, I think uh, yeah, what we have been a little bit short on is DSDS Yes, Martin if you would simply write more Because You've done mostly all the episodes, right so I think I have one in fact you don't know as well don't you um we got one for for um perfect excellent Yeah, I mean, uh, maybe I can convey I maybe I can be convinced right something too But you keep complaining about the lack of It's about time yeah, yeah But as I said, maybe some listeners have have ambitions too, but all means get in touch And if if Martin could set up a working email server, there would be this email address at the dark side At the news in lost or the you but that Martin work on this, okay Why don't you shall I work on the gizzi Why do you edit why not Okay, ladies and gentlemen, this is this close up basically to an episode 23 Without the dark side, but there are plans to of course include more dark side episodes Say to you. That's what I'm saying or we are saying and with that Yes, um, what is what is fair? Well in Russian Martin you know Russian, right? I don't Don't see that. Yeah, people Martin Yes, you turn Yes, but that was a cue Sweden in listeners Don't we don't you listen to us. It's not sweet at least. Oh, we have to cut this out. Come right. Come right Don't we don't yet. Don't we don't yet listen You Okay, Martin that was actually a very interesting episode looking back for this year of our five-year plan But now on to but now onto the box. Yeah I think there's probably a different word than interesting for this episode, but let's not talk about that right now Hey Sarah I I've personally go with amusing but there yeah Um, yes, my props of the week is a comedy series called not going out and The series 11 episode one is absolutely hilarious. So Not going on Corona related as in pandemic stuff. No, no, no, no Well, that's that's true. Now, um, okay, so the series been going for Uh, quite a few number of years. They're on series 11 now, um and It's basically it used to be a guy who was uh, uh, a lodger at someone's house and he like the girl and all sorts of stuff happened Ha shenanigans go on at some point. Anyway, series 11 the the episode one is a must watch because I just It's so amazing Okay, of course you will find the link in the show no I won't give anything away, but okay, yeah, I fell off the show for laughing Good or bad Which most not much comedy can do that It's definitely a good thing. Yeah, I mean, the series is pretty good anyway, but yeah, that one was To that kind of just just wondering Martin did ever you you I apply when you watch this w.i. Who's this watching under influence. I was he uh no, no, I never do that Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Martin, that's a post today in public you know this right No, no, this was uh um, okay Hey uh, yeah, exactly Let's see I'm going to check it up And yeah, well, there's probably no chance of it not being on the influence, but let's go back to your pox of the week. My pox is actually my two pox. Two. Yes, because I don't have any. And well, I do have anti-pox, but I think we've called them before. So this is the pox. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. One pox is actually a movie called American Pickle. Seth Rogen features in it. And it's about a Jew being conserved in Brian for about a century. And then waking up in modern day Brooklyn. And then a food developed for food. Few right few. Sorry. Between his great grandson and himself about how to conquer the world, making the best pick and all the rest of it. It's to sum it up. It's scenarios. I won't give away much more. Check out the movie if you want to. It's on this streaming platform of your choice, I suppose. And it's also it's very funny because both of them are Jews. Okay. Do you not work for this very company? I do. I have to be careful. No, I mean, I absolutely love Jews. Don't get me wrong because I like the sense of humor. And that's exactly what this movie has. A lot of it in it. So it's just hilarious. Second box. It's a. Yeah, it's a person called Mrs. Honey of HPR fame. I reckon that not that many people will know what I'm talking about. So let me give you some background here. There is an episode 32 51 on Hacker Public Radio where a couple of 16 years. Discuss the advantages and disadvantages of drinking alcohol. Let's put it this way. What I at first looks like a very sober, pun intended discussion. As it's kind of very subtle humor. If you're into kind of couples discussing various aspects of their personal lives and advanced disadvantages of intoxicating substances. This is the episode for you. And with that, I think we're through, right? I think so. Very good. In the case, zero on the next one. In the case, zero on the next one. This episode is sponsored by Communism. Not the deodorant, short, pretzel sneaker, but rather the ideology. For the last few centuries, Communism has aimed at making the world a better place to live by sharing ideas and wealth like, while most of the initial implementation of this algorithm were flawed, this has changed with the advent of free and open-source software. Now ideas and the implementations can be shared among people from different cultural backgrounds, beliefs, genders, sexual orientation, and programming language preferences, nevermind tax editors. Let's better humanity by using technology for all of us rather than just a privileged elite. Programmers of the world unite. This is the Linux in-laws. You come for the knowledge. But stay for the madness. Thank you for listening. 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Okay, we have to do this. Okay. Okay, because otherwise we get nowhere. Maybe we should be in the Russian for the time being. Let's just go with the non-authentic Russian. Okay, comrade. Sorry. How good is it? Should I get another refreshment myself? But maybe that's good idea. So, small cut? Yeah, so I guess that's okay. I called the cut. Sorry, sorry. Let me get another refreshment myself. Oh, right. And when I say we're rolling again, we can start discussing things. Yes, so short. Autistic break? Indeed. Okay. Recording is on. Apparently it's on. Yes. Does it work down? It's free. Okay. Yeah, should we? Okay, just the box and rolling. You've been listening to Hecker Public Radio at Hecker Public Radio. There are a community podcast network that releases shows every weekday Monday through Friday. Today's show, like all our shows, was contributed by an HPR listener like yourself. 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