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Episode: 4605
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Title: Lee locks down his wifey poo
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Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr4605/hpr4605.mp3
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Transcribed: 2026-07-31 16:14:59 (official HPR transcript)
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This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 4605, for 2026-03-27
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Today's show is entitled, "Lee locks down his wifey poo"
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The host is Elsbeth and the duration is 00:08:25
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The flag is Clean, and the license is CC-BY-SA
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The summary is "Lee and Elsbeth get hitched"
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
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I would like to welcome all of you today
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in the Oaks Room in the London Bar of Satsuan,
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which has been duty sanctions
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according to the law for civil marriage.
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My name is Melina,
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and I will be leading the couple through their ceremony
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at Lynn here is the registrar today
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and will be registering for marriage today
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and has to leave our responsibility
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to make sure that the declaratory words are said
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and emerge to get your sight.
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We are here today to witness the joining and match on me
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who would like to thank you all for coming
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to celebrate the beginning of their new law
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together as husband and wife.
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To share in their happiness
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and to witness their marriage found.
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Marriage is intended to provide love
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and friendship, help and comfort
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and to support each other to both the joys and sorrows of life.
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Marriage is making a commitment
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it calls for trust, understanding and encouragement.
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Have found in each other happiness for fulfillment and love.
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They now wish to affirm their relationship
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and to offer each other the security that comes from
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belief and binding vows
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sincerely made and faithfully heft.
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However, if any person present
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knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage
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then he or she should decode it now.
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Before you are joined in match on me,
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I have to remind you of the solemn and binding character
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of the vows you are about to make.
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Marriage according to the law of this country
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is the union of two persons
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voluntarily entered into the life
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to the exclusion of all others.
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So we're asking you now
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three will you take to be your wife?
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Will you be loving, faithful and loyal to her?
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In living your lives together?
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I will.
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Will you take the lead to be your husband?
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Will you be loving, faithful and loyal to him?
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In living your lives together?
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I will.
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It is now time for your solemn declarations
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and I shall ask each of you to declare in turn
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that to the best of your knowledge and belief there is no lawful reason
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why you should not be married to each other.
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So do you want to go to the stand?
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Thank you.
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It's time to go to the stand.
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We will be very happy to meet you, okay?
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Are you late, free, lovely, to marry?
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I'm free, lovely, to marry.
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You are not okay, you are not okay.
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Are you free to met lawfully married?
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I'm happy to marry you, my child.
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The moment has arrived
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for you to make the contract with each other.
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As you have asked those you love and most
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to be with you on this special day.
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So as to make your marriage contract before your friends and your family,
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I invite your witnesses to come and stand
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by the side of the bride and groom, please.
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Show them then, lovely.
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Please, I'm glad you let's just, please, I have to be.
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I, V.
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I leave my hand here.
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Take V.
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Take V.
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So be my lawful wedding bride.
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To be my lawful wedding bride.
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Thank you.
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I take the leave my hand here.
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To be my lawful wedding husband.
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It is now time for the exchange of women,
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which is a tradition way of seeing the contract you have made.
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The wedding ring is a non-broken circle.
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It has no beginning and no end.
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It symbolises unending and everlasting love
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and it is an outward sign that the lifelong promise you have made to all of them.
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So if you leave, just take them, please.
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We've got to put that on.
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If it just returns up to me, thank you.
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I give you this ring.
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I give you this ring.
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As a symbol of our marriage.
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As a symbol of our marriage.
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I promise to care for you with love and friendship.
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I promise to care for you with love and friendship.
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To respect and cherish you.
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To respect and cherish you.
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To be faithful.
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Always.
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And to be faithful.
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Always.
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These promises I make to you.
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These promises I make to you.
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But the rest of my life.
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But the rest of my life.
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Thank you.
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I accept this ring, I accept this ring as a symbol.
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As a symbol of our marriage.
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I promise to pair for you with love and friendship and promise to give for you with love and friendship
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to respect and cherish you, to respect and cherish you, and to do a football race in the beginning for all of us.
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These promises I make to you, these promises I need to have a rest of more,
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a little rest of it.
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My life, my life, my life, my life, my life.
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So, before we conclude, I understand that we would like to make a wreathy.
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Do not confuse duty, but what other people expect of you, they're under the different
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duties of that, you'll choose to have the obligations you have assumed voluntarily.
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Paying that that can entail anything from years of patient work to instigownness to that.
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Difficult and easy, but there are more to suffer, but there is never a word at all for doing
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my other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible.
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It is easier to deal with a football path than it is with belief,
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who wants just a few minutes of your time, please, just want to take one.
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Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully viewed.
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If you allow yourself to fall into the bite of a green to such a bit less,
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they quickly snow all to a point where these parasites will use up a hundred percent of your time
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and squat for more. So I'm just saying now, and to be rude about it when necessary,
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otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your homework,
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and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will never go away here like
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and leave none of it for you. This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend
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or even a stranger, so like the choice be yours, do not do it because it's expected of you.
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Robert A. Highly will be both time and natural wealth.
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You have both said the words prescribed by law in the presence of witnesses,
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which forms a long tradition of marriage in this country, and you have
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symbolized your love for each other by their giving and accepting of rings.
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This day will form a milestone in your lives,
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to start a new phase in your life together. We hope that the feelings of love you have for one
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and other deep and a growth stronger throughout the years to come. And I'll just give you the great
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specials to care that you are now the new way to be.
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You have been listening to the Hacker Public Radio podcast, at hackerpublicradio.org.
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