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Episode: 1568
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Title: HPR1568: Blather Speech Recognition for Linux
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Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr1568/hpr1568.mp3
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Transcribed: 2025-10-18 05:10:11
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This episode of HBR is brought to you by AnanasThost.com.
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Get 15% discount on all shared hosting with the offer code HBR15.
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That's HBR15.
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Thank you for watching this episode of HBR15.
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Good morning.
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What's up big guy?
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Who's the man?
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You are John.
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Who's the fluffiest?
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Dingdle is off course.
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Yeah.
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What day is it?
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Friday.
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Thank you.
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Feel free to leave a tip.
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Good morning.
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You better shape your tail feathers.
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What's for breakfast?
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How about some mudballs?
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That sounds pretty good.
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I don't know if we have any though.
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Let me try again.
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What's for breakfast?
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How about a whole lot of cheerios?
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It sounds pretty good.
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Short thing.
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Yogi beara.
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It's like they are food all over again.
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Thank you.
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You know me one.
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What's for dinner?
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How about spaghetti carbonara?
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That sounds pretty good.
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What do you think?
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They're not your beeswax.
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That's pretty rude.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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I don't know.
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What's today's date?
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Friday, June 28, 2013.
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Thank you.
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You're so polite.
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What's for dinner?
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How about an omelette?
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That sounds pretty good.
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Let's see if you can get creative with it here.
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What's to eat?
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How about a new-to-tail pie?
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New-to-tail pie?
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What do you think?
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No.
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You don't like that idea.
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What's to eat?
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How about macaroni stir-fry?
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Macaroni stir-fry.
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All right.
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That's interesting.
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What time is it?
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What time is it?
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Time for bed.
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I didn't ask that kind of time.
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Come on now, really.
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What time is it?
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Hello?
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What time is it?
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9.57 pm.
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Thank you.
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My pleasure.
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What can we do?
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I'm bored.
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Go brush your teeth.
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I don't want to brush my teeth.
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What can we do?
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I'm bored.
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Have a snack.
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That's a good idea.
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I'm having a snack right now, actually.
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What else can we ask you?
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Let's see here.
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What's for breakfast?
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How about a bowl of ice cream?
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Ice cream?
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You can't have that for breakfast?
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What's for breakfast?
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How about a dozen donuts?
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No.
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Come on.
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I think my kids have been fooling around with your configuration files.
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What's for breakfast?
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How about a bagel?
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That's more like it.
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Thank you.
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Just doing what I do.
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Is that right?
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Maybe.
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What time is it?
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9.58 pm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's see if you can give me a funny answer this time.
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What time is it?
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It's show time.
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Thank you.
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Just doing what I do.
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You just said that.
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I know.
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I know.
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Hmm.
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What else can we have you say here?
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Insult me will.
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How great, man.
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That kid did.
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Margaret's pie.
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Thank you.
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That's what I'm here for.
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Yogi Berra.
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If you come to fork in the road, take it.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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What's for lunch?
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How about lunch?
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That sounds pretty good.
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What's to eat?
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I don't know.
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I think this microphone's not as good as the one I normally use.
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What do you think?
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That sounds amazing.
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You just said that.
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I think Yogi's taken.
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What day is it?
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Friday.
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Hmm.
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I wonder.
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Let me check and see if E-links is installed.
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Which E-links?
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No, it is.
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I guess that's probably about it.
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I think we're going to call it quits now.
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Thanks a lot.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Well, that's pretty conventional.
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Anything more interesting?
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Let's try again.
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Thank you.
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My pleasure.
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Thank you.
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Glad to help out.
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Thank you.
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Feel free to leave my tip.
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Thank you.
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Your wishes, my command.
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You're the man.
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