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+Episode: 4605
+Title: Lee locks down his wifey poo
+Source: https://hub.hackerpublicradio.org/ccdn.php?filename=/eps/hpr4605/hpr4605.mp3
+Transcribed: 2026-07-31 16:14:59 (official HPR transcript)
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+This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 4605, for 2026-03-27
+Today's show is entitled, "Lee locks down his wifey poo"
+The host is Elsbeth and the duration is 00:08:25
+The flag is Clean, and the license is CC-BY-SA
+The summary is "Lee and Elsbeth get hitched"
+Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
+I would like to welcome all of you today
+in the Oaks Room in the London Bar of Satsuan,
+which has been duty sanctions
+according to the law for civil marriage.
+My name is Melina,
+and I will be leading the couple through their ceremony
+at Lynn here is the registrar today
+and will be registering for marriage today
+and has to leave our responsibility
+to make sure that the declaratory words are said
+and emerge to get your sight.
+We are here today to witness the joining and match on me
+who would like to thank you all for coming
+to celebrate the beginning of their new law
+together as husband and wife.
+To share in their happiness
+and to witness their marriage found.
+Marriage is intended to provide love
+and friendship, help and comfort
+and to support each other to both the joys and sorrows of life.
+Marriage is making a commitment
+it calls for trust, understanding and encouragement.
+Have found in each other happiness for fulfillment and love.
+They now wish to affirm their relationship
+and to offer each other the security that comes from
+belief and binding vows
+sincerely made and faithfully heft.
+However, if any person present
+knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage
+then he or she should decode it now.
+Before you are joined in match on me,
+I have to remind you of the solemn and binding character
+of the vows you are about to make.
+Marriage according to the law of this country
+is the union of two persons
+voluntarily entered into the life
+to the exclusion of all others.
+So we're asking you now
+three will you take to be your wife?
+Will you be loving, faithful and loyal to her?
+In living your lives together?
+I will.
+Will you take the lead to be your husband?
+Will you be loving, faithful and loyal to him?
+In living your lives together?
+I will.
+It is now time for your solemn declarations
+and I shall ask each of you to declare in turn
+that to the best of your knowledge and belief there is no lawful reason
+why you should not be married to each other.
+So do you want to go to the stand?
+Thank you.
+It's time to go to the stand.
+We will be very happy to meet you, okay?
+Are you late, free, lovely, to marry?
+I'm free, lovely, to marry.
+You are not okay, you are not okay.
+Are you free to met lawfully married?
+I'm happy to marry you, my child.
+The moment has arrived
+for you to make the contract with each other.
+As you have asked those you love and most
+to be with you on this special day.
+So as to make your marriage contract before your friends and your family,
+I invite your witnesses to come and stand
+by the side of the bride and groom, please.
+Show them then, lovely.
+Please, I'm glad you let's just, please, I have to be.
+I, V.
+I leave my hand here.
+Take V.
+Take V.
+So be my lawful wedding bride.
+To be my lawful wedding bride.
+Thank you.
+I take the leave my hand here.
+To be my lawful wedding husband.
+It is now time for the exchange of women,
+which is a tradition way of seeing the contract you have made.
+The wedding ring is a non-broken circle.
+It has no beginning and no end.
+It symbolises unending and everlasting love
+and it is an outward sign that the lifelong promise you have made to all of them.
+So if you leave, just take them, please.
+We've got to put that on.
+If it just returns up to me, thank you.
+I give you this ring.
+I give you this ring.
+As a symbol of our marriage.
+As a symbol of our marriage.
+I promise to care for you with love and friendship.
+I promise to care for you with love and friendship.
+To respect and cherish you.
+To respect and cherish you.
+To be faithful.
+Always.
+And to be faithful.
+Always.
+These promises I make to you.
+These promises I make to you.
+But the rest of my life.
+But the rest of my life.
+Thank you.
+I accept this ring, I accept this ring as a symbol.
+As a symbol of our marriage.
+I promise to pair for you with love and friendship and promise to give for you with love and friendship
+to respect and cherish you, to respect and cherish you, and to do a football race in the beginning for all of us.
+These promises I make to you, these promises I need to have a rest of more,
+a little rest of it.
+My life, my life, my life, my life, my life.
+So, before we conclude, I understand that we would like to make a wreathy.
+Do not confuse duty, but what other people expect of you, they're under the different
+duties of that, you'll choose to have the obligations you have assumed voluntarily.
+Paying that that can entail anything from years of patient work to instigownness to that.
+Difficult and easy, but there are more to suffer, but there is never a word at all for doing
+my other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible.
+It is easier to deal with a football path than it is with belief,
+who wants just a few minutes of your time, please, just want to take one.
+Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully viewed.
+If you allow yourself to fall into the bite of a green to such a bit less,
+they quickly snow all to a point where these parasites will use up a hundred percent of your time
+and squat for more. So I'm just saying now, and to be rude about it when necessary,
+otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your homework,
+and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will never go away here like
+and leave none of it for you. This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend
+or even a stranger, so like the choice be yours, do not do it because it's expected of you.
+Robert A. Highly will be both time and natural wealth.
+You have both said the words prescribed by law in the presence of witnesses,
+which forms a long tradition of marriage in this country, and you have
+symbolized your love for each other by their giving and accepting of rings.
+This day will form a milestone in your lives,
+to start a new phase in your life together. We hope that the feelings of love you have for one
+and other deep and a growth stronger throughout the years to come. And I'll just give you the great
+specials to care that you are now the new way to be.
+You have been listening to the Hacker Public Radio podcast, at hackerpublicradio.org.
+Today's show was contributed by a HPR listener like yourself.
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+Unless otherwise stated, today's show is released under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license.